For Sale: One Kidney

My housing status is basically an unstable mess. I have no idea where I will be living in 6 months time, and part of that is because Karl and I own an equal share of this house and one of us will have to buy the other out at some point (or sell up and split the proceeds 50/50 which is my least desired path at the minute).

The problem with this is, of course, is finding the money to go down this route. Because of my earning potential I have a tentative nod from our current mortgage company to increase the mortgage but I am looking at an addition of circa £20,000 – with the obvious side effect that the more I lend, the more my monthly outgoings are going to be (at a time when I need to get them as low as possible).

On the other side of the coin — if Karl buys me out or we need to sell up — I then have to find the money to put down a deposit on a house of my own OR make a significant headway on rent so that I can get settled into somewhere.

Because there’s no guarantee that the house would even sell even if we tried to do that, and because I don’t really WANT to loan an additional £20,000 from the bank, I fear my only option is to sell a kidney raise as much money as possible in as short a time frame as possible.

My “mortgage free in five years” project is about to become a “raise £15k in as short a time frame as possible” project…!

7 Comments

  1. Dr Carl Webb

    26 May at 7:21 am

    Good day,

    Do you want to sell your kidney? Are you seeking for an opportunity to sell your kidney for money due to financial break down and you don’t know what to do, then contact us today and we shall offer you good amount for your Kidney. My name is Doctor Carl Webb am a Nephrologist in UBTH clinic hospital. Our clinic is specialized in Kidney Surgery and we also deal with buying and transplantation of kidneys with a living an corresponding donor. We are located in Indian, Turkey, Nigeria, USA, Malaysia. If you are interested in selling or buying kidney’s please don’t hesitate to contact us via email.

    Email: dr.carlwebb@yahoo.com

    Best Regards.
    Dr. Carl Webb

  2. You know how I feel on this.. :) I think we see eye to eye on it. I don’t want the kids jiggered any more than they are, and I don’t want to see you financially cripple yourself either. We’ll find a route, somehow. As Isabel would say, “Chillax”..hah!

  3. I would like to buy one of your kidneys, Dr Webb. Do you make payment plans? If not, do you accept small coins as payment? Do I get a discount if the kidney is from a 90 year old drunk?

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