rev.iew.me update

I don’t normally like to post about the same thing twice in a row, but I wanted to post a very quick update before I go have lunch with my family (Dad’s over, woot!) rev.iew.me hit 100 users last night; 105 in total as I type this. There are 138 reviews in the database and… read full entry »

rev.iew.me is Better than Obama

Seriously, everyone else has been mentioning the new president lately, I felt like I should at least slip his name in there for good measure. Aside from the pointless political reference, one might question what the bloody hell I’m on about? What’s rev.iew.me? Aha! Secret project reveal time! (Except, it wasn’t kept that secret…) rev.iew.me… read full entry »

Minor NinjaLinks Amend

In anticipation of an update to iron out any last minute bugs (which will fix this) can all NinjaLinks users please open the functions.php file that comes with the script and make the following change… At the very bottom of the file, you should see: error_reporting(E_ALL); This needs to be changed to: error_reporting(0); Errors only… read full entry »


Shit bollocks crap

Why is it that every time I update WordPress, I manage to overwrite my smilies? Arse!


On the Mend

Hi everyone! Remember me? My name is Jem, I refer to myself as a the ‘php ninja’? Look, I’m not dead yet! Firstly, thank you to everyone who left comments, emails etc enquiring as to my whereabouts/asking me whether or not I was dead or not (so that you can throw a party, right?) I… read full entry »

I Aten’t Dead

No, indeed, although feeling not far off. I have some sort of tummy bug and thus, have spent most of the week singing in to my toilet. The doctor has given me useless sympathy and tablets, although I can’t say as they’re working. I’m finding it hard to sit at a computer screen for significant… read full entry »

NinjaLinks Public Release

In the absence of any further bug reports, I’ve decided to release NinjaLinks to the public. It is still very much in a state of testing in my mind, and there are is a list of features that I have yet to add, but there is no better feedback than that of someone who’s using… read full entry »

Vanity Searches

Results 1 – 10 of about 4,130 for “Powered by BellaBook” Results 1 – 10 of about 7,250 for “Powered by BellaBuffs” I do quite like Google, even when it’s mean and takes away PR. I wonder how quickly “Powered by NinjaLinks” will grow…

Sneaky Tactics: Making Adverts Look Like the Browser

Over recent months, I’ve heard a lot from security experts and bloggers alike about spyware websites distributing their wares by way of fake screens that make users think they’re looking at errors and virus reports on their desktop. It’s an easy way to fool the less savvy into downloading malicious files, and all by convincing… read full entry »

Family Fuss and Fur

On Friday (3rd) my sister was taken in to hospital with suspected appendicitis. After 2 days of poking and prodding at the local hospital, it was decided she didn’t have appendicitis. She was taken by ambulance to another hospital, where she had keyhole surgery on Sunday morning. I’ll spare you the gory details — for… read full entry »