Good Grandpa

My Grandpa has been visiting my sites, look at this lovely comment he left in my guestbook: Well now, there’s a thing! I have been a writer, journalist, editor, etc, for some 40+ years, following in the literary talents of my dear departed mother, whose letters to me at school used to be wonderful indeed… read full entry »

Cherie Blair?

Apparently Cherie Blair is walking around my college? I wondered who they were on about when they rang to say we had to be in early because we had VIPs walking around. I wish they’d given us a bit of notice.. I could have put on a nice shirt and my shoes instead my scruffy… read full entry »


Obsessive About Validity

As it’s break time, I was surfing the lib dem/aboutmyvote.co.uk site for information on postal votes, and I noticed an “xhtml” link at the bottom of aboutmyvote.co.uk. Potentially impressive, but somewhat disappointing. I clicked the link and the site does not validate. So, being the nosy busy body I am I sent an e-mail to… read full entry »


Death Upon FrontPage

FrontPage = slow, bloated-code producing piece of shit. What kind of skills will I get from replicating my previous assignment in FrontPage you dumbass curriculum creators? I hereby declare that I fucking HATE Microsoft FrontPage and wish death upon its creator.. or perhaps just FP. Yes. Death upon FrontPage.


Review of crash.happy-dagger.net

Reviewed: Anne Site URL: crash.happy-dagger.net Your site immediately reminded me of David Dickinson. You’ve probably never heard of him – but if you look him up on Google images, you should see that he’s a badly tanned, bright orange antiques specialist that unfortunately appears in lots of daytime television here in the UK. This is… read full entry »

Review of aneesah.pixelled.com

Reviewed: Aneesah Site URL: aneesah.pixelled.com Firstly, my apologies for taking such a long time to get your review finished. Unfortunately, that is the woes of going on holiday not long after I open submissions. A slight error on my part, I think. I’ve said it time and time again – I love the integration of… read full entry »

Homophobia

So, apparently Britney Spears is pregnant. I am not going to predict how well she’ll be able to bring up her child, as only time will tell, however, I’m sure comments like this aren’t going to help: person a: “Hey, my momma kissed Madonna, j00 know that?” me: What’s that got to do with her… read full entry »


Spring is coming!

Not just fake spring either — like last month — but real spring. I woke up to bird song this morning, and saw a huge fat bumble bee on the way home tonight; zoomed right past my face. I smelled the pollen from a bank of daffodils, gazed at the blossom on a row of… read full entry »


Review of sledge.sevets.net

Reviewed: Laurie Site URL: sledge.sevets.net I don’t really know what my first impression of your site is. On one hand, I see the lovely background colour – that shade of blue is one of my favourites – yet at the same time there’s a great big chunk of white space which I don’t “understand”, and… read full entry »

Unrequested review of bedazzled.twiskers.net

Reviewed: Katrina Site URL: bedazzled.twiskers.net I completed this review out of sheer frustration at the lack of quality people get away with in the “reviewing world”. Firstly, you’ve created main.php instead of index, but haven’t used a redirector to make main load as the index, which means after following your URL all I get is… read full entry »