I Got Trolled


Once upon a time, if someone left a comment on one of my entries that made me suspicious, I had the time to look into it and figure out who the person was and where they were from. Of course, I don’t have that luxury these days, I have a daughter to look after. I don’t need to worry though, as trolls are stupid enough to out themselves (on a blog I read, no less!):

On another note of girls being stupid and ignorant, have you read Jem’s blog titled, “You’re a fucking twat.” It’s about Jennifer (@RainbowLights on twitter). Jennifer is against breastfeeding in public and Jem is for it. Jem is calling her a twat for being against it. That is rediculous. Jem is a freaking twat for thinking she is a ‘god’ for everything just cuz she is a bit older than everyone.

Hahahaha. I posted as ‘Sarah Jones’ on her comments. My first one is LONG and well written but my second one just failed. After my second one I didn’t even look at the reply until just a few minutes ago. It outrages me, so, i’m just going to ignore her. She is gay. I’m not even going to give her credit if I use any of her scripts. That is how much I hate her. You know I credit everyone, no matter what, I am a bit OCD about that but her, nu huh. I will NEVER credit her for ANYTHING. If she doesn’t like it, well, she can go screw herself.

Turns out ‘Sarah Jones’, the mother who leaves babies to cry because she can’t be arsed to feed them; who thinks carrots prevent cancer and that formula is the same as breast milk… is Erin. Erin, a 17 year old who can’t spell ridiculous. Erin, whose favourite Jonas Brother is Nick (who the fuck are the Jonas Brothers?) Erin, who thinks that by removing the credit link from her PR0 ‘ask me’ page (btw, that’s BellaBuzz, not BellaBuffs) I’m somehow going to be mortally wounded. Oh noes! Oh yes, you forgot one. Wait, wait… two. Oh, who’s keeping track here?

Erin really luuuurves some poor dude called Tyler. She loves him enough to (and I quote) “stalk” him on twitter“. You’d think him blocking her would be enough but no, “I still stalk him because his tweets are there for everyone to see.“.

Let’s hope he doesn’t hook up with her and have kids, because, despite the fake name she still thinks I’m spoiling my daughter:

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Yessirree, I’m spoiling my 7 month old daughter by feeding her when she’s hungry and not letting her cry herself to sleep. Man, I can see why Jinnienn wants to call social services on me; it’s so cruel of me to meet my daughter’s physical and emotional needs! Thanks for cluing me in there childcare expert Erin. Hold on, what qualifications in child psychology did you say you had again? Right… none. I thought so.

I digress… let’s get back on track here. This isn’t me, it’s about Erin. Did you know that Erin also makes/sells website designs? Yep, if you want badly cropped, oversaturated photos on your website, Erin is your girl. Check out them mad skillz!

Yes, the trolls are definitely getting more stupid. Do not feed the trolls… whoops?

Jem Turner jem@jemjabella.co.uk +44(0)7521056376

46 comments so far

  1. Chantal said:
    On June 12, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    "She is gay"

    Doesn’t she know that originally gay = "carefree", "happy", or "bright and showy"?

    Clearly you are very, very happy ;-)

  2. Macca said:
    On June 12, 2010 at 7:59 pm


  3. Jordan said:
    On June 12, 2010 at 8:00 pm

    She’s a moron. "I hate spoiled children. They never take anything for granted." Does she realize that.. what she said implies that spoiled children ~do not~ take things for granted? LOL.

    Love how she goes on to say she won’t credit you but gives you credit for the scripts of yours that she’s using. :)

    Google is so awesome for finding shit on people.

  4. Jenny said:
    On June 12, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    I’m confused as to why people are against breastfeeding, and even more confused by Erin’s animosity towards you? Seems like all of this anger is coming out of a hidden grudge and now she finally found a perfect opportunity to unleash it. How "rediculous"…

  5. Katy said:
    On June 12, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    lesson #1: do not fuck with Jem, for she is a far better internet stalker than you could ever be…

  6. Lilian said:
    On June 12, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    I agree with Jenny. I am struggling to understand why these teens have such strong opinions on child-rearing, when it is a topic so far out of common teenage interests. Words fail, but the following video came to mind: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare

    On the bright side, I’m glad Sarah Jones was a made-up character :|

  7. Nellie said:
    On June 12, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    I’m going to hazard a guess and say someone is a little jealous that you (and Karl) actually pay attention to your child and Miss Erin’s parents don’t. Best substitute for absent parents? THE INTERNETS!

    Trust me, I’m a psychology student (ROFL smiley goes here).

  8. Anj. said:
    On June 12, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    What is this girl’s fucking problem? Because seriously, I didn’t know that feeding your kid and not leaving it to cry and cry was ‘spoiling it’ either. I thought that came under the banner of ‘taking good care of your kid/not being a lousy parent.’

    TBQH, she sounds like a spoilt child herself, so she has no business talking about that. Or maybe her beef is that she DIDN’T get enough love/material crap when she was a kid.

  9. Haley said:
    On June 12, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    I said this on twitter a few moments ago after seeing this entry, and I will thus repeat it for all to see and know:

    I would just like to say that if [Jem] had her own international political party, I would be the Southwest (USA) regional chairman of it.

    Yup. I would organize the fundraisers, rallies, draw the posters, publish the bi-monthly newsletter, and everything else. Really. No joke.

    …I think you should go into politics. Or something. IDK. Whatever it is, sign me up. A+

  10. Mumblies said:
    On June 12, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    Pmsl! How could you feed your baby Jem, I mean…come off it, you should leave her to starve and scream like all those other ‘proper’ non gay (WTF??!!) mums do.

    "I hate spoiled children" says the illiterate name calling childish brat (poor child must have had such a traumatic life thus far, it shows in her education and outlook on life.

    I’m actually rather pleased that Isabel will not take things for granted too XD

  11. Vasili said:
    On June 12, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    This actually made my day.

  12. Kate said:
    On June 12, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    That’s the same girl who sent me abusive emails and got herself banned from pur hosting provider for turning on our host and calling her a bitch after I reported her. =/ She’s always like that. She’s rude, arrogant, and very immature. She’s not liked but likes to assume she is – she was also bullied in school, therefore assumes by getting online and acting like a twat to people she doesn’t even know behind a computer screen makes her look somewhat ghetto. She’s not even worth blinking over.

  13. Kalliste said:
    On June 12, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    Yikes, the claws are out! *note to self: do not piss off Jem* :P Lol, I picked up ridiculous too, it seems like only 5% of the worlds population can spell it AND say it.
    I don’t like bashing people on sites but I suppose she left herself wide open too it.
    And if you hadn’t, well then I would never have known that by spoiling a child they’ll never take anything for granted :D

  14. Christina said:
    On June 12, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    I. Am laughing. So fucking hard right now.

    I’ve never seen someone get so uptight over a difference in opinion when the subject matter doesn’t even effect them. Oh, just kidding. I live in America. That’s what we’re all about.

    But seriously, what a loony. Someone needs to pop a few Xanax and chill out.

  15. Amanda Moore said:
    On June 12, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    Hahaha what a dumbass. I find nothing against breast feeding and honestly child services would be more apt to taking care of a child being neglected (which can include letting them cry to sleep if they are hungry) vs. someone breast feeding because they are hungry.

    It’s also funny how her website link from the forum seems to be completely run by spammers ;-D and the new link from her myspace has expired. Yup, great business she has going there.

    Awesome way to stand up for yourself to Jem, and very entertaining for the rest of us.

  16. Rilla said:
    On June 12, 2010 at 10:57 pm

    Lol. She got owned by Georgina’s comment response to her.

  17. Naco said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 12:52 am

    It’s amazing what you can find on the internet :P Oi, if anyone trolls me I’m calling Jemjabella Investigations ;D Shame on you for feeding your child when she’s hungry I mean seriously Jem! Giving her food when she demands it only spoils her rotten! And holding her when she cries? Bah let her cry! She’ll get over it *eventually*. Sounds like she has a sibling (or two or three?) who were ‘spoiled’ as babies or something.

  18. Alexandra said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 1:33 am

    Jem, as much as I respect and like you, this is kind of disappointing. I whole-heartedly agree with you on this, but I expected a lot better from you. Maybe you’re having a bad day or something of the sort, but that’s still not a great reason for something like this.

    First off, she’s 17. Her opinion matters little to anyone. Second, you just told us you don’t have time to do research on trolls anymore because you have a daughter. And then proceed to list off various e-stalk findings that you obviously put time into.

    I like you, Jem. Like I said, I have a great deal of respect for you. But you’ve dealt with haters before in a much classier way. /shrug Who cares what a 17-year-old likes and doesn’t like, honestly? Except any TV network, production companies, or book agents. ;)

  19. Rosemary said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 1:44 am

    I went through and read some of her blog posts and really…she’s very contradictory (and/or does not realize that she makes absolutely no sense at all). Such as her bit about the office desk being open, so she took it, and then someone else taking it after her and being pissed off about it. It was a free desk and not actually yours, so doesn’t that mean that other person is allowed to take it? Just sayin’. Also, she’s very creepy. Seriously…being pissed off that she got blocked from the guy’s Twitter but still reading his tweets and thinking that it’s a sign they should be together? Creepy.

    In any case, judging by her posts and her quick-tempered reactions toward just anything in general, she just seems like a silly little teenage girl who’s living in a dream world where everyone she doesn’t like is obviously wrong no matter what they’re saying, and that obviously things must be done her way.

    Sorry for the ramble. She’s just pretty much…stupid. And a fail at trolling, to be honest.

  20. Mimi said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 2:43 am

    Woah, that girl is all over the internet! She’ll grow up someday, then look back and see how stupid the things she said were. Unfortunately some people learn the hard way.

    She said fuck your "commentors", aww. She hurt my feelings. :'(

  21. Mimi said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 2:45 am

    Oh sorry for double comment, did you see her collective? http://flavors.me/enm

    It says there that she is taken by Daniel that is the love of her life, who is this Tyler guy? OMG relationship dramaz! Hahahaha

  22. Mimi said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 2:46 am

    Oops, Dante, not Daniel. Yay for my comment spam. o.o

  23. Claudia said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 2:56 am

    Good gravy, a few bricks short of a full load that girl. I don’t even want to think about how sick that this girl makes me.

  24. Theresa said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 3:03 am

    Why would a person go out of their way to be anonymous and then out themselves? Only one real answer to that one.. fucking IDIOT. Usually when people are trying to be sneaky they don’t run their damn mouths about it. I can’t tell she’s 17, hell I wouldn’t be able to tell the chick was 12.

    Curiosity, if she is so insistent on writing a blogs worth of shit on someone ELSE’S site, why didn’t she just write it on her own website? Isn’t calling someone "gay" as an insult kind of .. old?

    If her layouts weren’t so shitty I would take one and not credit her for it.

    @Katy – And she has more people willing to back her up because she MAKES SENSE.

  25. Ashley said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 3:06 am

    I have nothing to say other than that this is one of the greatest things that ever happened.

    Be careful, Jem! Izz might be asking for an education next! Gasp! Don’t spoil her, now!

  26. Louise said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 3:19 am

    Can I throw in another "fuck you" for good measure? Does it strengthen the corectness?

    I wonder…

  27. kimberly said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 3:48 am

    Wow. Well, all these related blog entries ?

    I was so shocked when I read the comment left by "Sarah Jones" about leaving her baby crying for that long. I’m not even a mother, but I just couldn’t comprehend a reason behind it except pure selfishness and stupidity. Glad to know that there wasn’t an ACTUAL baby in danger, only an imaginary one.

    Maybe she was referring to her tamagotchi ;)

  28. Maria said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 6:48 am

    Alexandra does make a point about being the bigger person here… but it’s okay. We love that you like doing this. Totally made my night. =]

  29. Kitty said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 7:57 am

    "I will NEVER credit her for ANYTHING", huh? She has the gut to use your scripts and yet refused to give you the credits you deserve. Wow, that’s low.

  30. Kerry said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    This seems to me to be a major fail. It’s one thing going out of your way to remain anonymous (although she didn’t appear to think that through very well), but then to out yourself in such a stupid way. Someone didn’t think through their technique of outsmarting the clearly un-outsmart-able Jem. ;)

    "I HATE spoiled children. They never take anything for granted."
    Surely if a child was spoiled, they would take everything for granted? She doesn’t seem to be intelligent enough for this…

  31. Sarah said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    I hope to god she doesn’t have kids. Ever.

  32. Josh said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    Jem, if you feed the trolls, they’ll become spoiled. ;)

  33. Nina Amelia said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    If i ever catch a troll, I’ll definitely feed it to you *luv*

  34. Katrina said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    This troll deserves to be fed seeing as she’s so fucking stupid.

  35. Kari said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    Oh my… there are no words that can describe how stupid this is xD

  36. Chien said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 10:35 pm


    She’s saying "Fuck you" to all your blog commentators. She’s included.

    But regarding spoiled children… I think of myself as an incredibly spoiled brat and I still don’t take all things for granted. I believe in working hard for what I get, or what I already have. I also treasure everything that comes my way.

    I’m kinda glad that "Sarah Jones" was not real, because no babies were really harmed.

  37. Shola said:
    On June 13, 2010 at 11:59 pm

    This was really amusing (Y).

    She should of posted as herself though, there is nothing worse than being ashamed of what you really think.

  38. Clarisse said:
    On June 14, 2010 at 1:28 am

    It’s amazing how stupid is. It’s obvious that she has little to no knowledge on the subject, and she’s not really a mother, so she has pretty much no grounds for saying the things she did.

  39. Vera said:
    On June 14, 2010 at 8:02 am

    What I don’t get is, why they don’t even try to at least mask some of the blatant hypocrisy in their arguments? In "the old days" (ok 2-3 years ago), they made a valiant effort. Now it’s just too easy.

    Incidentally, the last tweet is incredibly… eloquent. It gives me shivers and all that jazz *rolls eyes*

  40. Cozza said:
    On June 14, 2010 at 10:22 am

    Hahahah, Erin!troll strikes again. I remember reading a blog post of hers, and it was regarding her sexual activities with her boyfriend, although not in such suitable words. ‘My boyfriend and I gave each other hand’ LOLWUT D: it was back in March, i think she’s removed all her posts from before April now.
    When I confronted her over twitter about it, she said something along the lines of ‘i should be open with everyone’. Rofl, I was not aware that being open via your blog entailed extreme details of your sex life.

  41. Peter Green said:
    On June 14, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    When you went from web geek (the reason I subscribe to your blog) to Mum and story teller of mother hood, I wasn’t too bothered.
    But all this bitching, back biting and general you said, they said, she said, I found you out etc is childish crap, I don’t give a flying fig if people bitch at people so long as I don’t have to read/hear about it. It’s negative and childish.
    Please, just ignore it and get back to quality writing.
    Ultimately better than who?

  42. Christine said:
    On June 14, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    Wow. I can’t believe these girls are getting so worked up about breast feeding. Women have been breast feeding their children for thousands and thousands of years. What is so wrong about it?! Boggles my mind.

    It also boggles my mind that they will find ANYTHING to troll you with. Breast feeding? Really? This is internet debacle worthy? It’s like they’re desperate and grasping at straws here.

    And to Alexandra, I kind of think any girl who says "fuck you" over and over to anyone, (in this case Jem and her commentors), loses the right to dealt with in a "classy" manner. Being 17 isn’t an excuse. When I was 17, I would never have said that about anyone, on or off line. My mother taught me better than that. Also, maybe having a few experiences like this will teach her a well deserved life lesson.

  43. Trish said:
    On June 15, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    Aw, I’m almost embarrassed to be the same age as her. I mean, I’m seventeen, too, but I don’t even act that immature. I was reading her blog and about to comment, but then she was like, "I’m in a fight with that Jem girl…". Yeah, "fuck all of her commenters". :/

    So yeah, not all of us 17 year-old website owners are immature like her. I think she’s just got a few confidence issues. :|

  44. Erin said:
    On June 16, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    Oh my gosh. Reading this was driving me crazy because whenever I see my name I automatically think people are talking about me. At first I was all, yay, Jem mentioned my name. Lol! Yeah… way different one.

    Anyhow. I just wanted to share that and the fact that someone is trying to sell designs under the name ‘I Won’t Rape You’. Serious, it’s under that link of webdesign you gave. Imagine that with a logo on a business card.

  45. Rebecca said:
    On June 22, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    She failed pretty hard there. I hope she read your post and then cried for a bit for how hard she got owned.