Any idea what hot boob hypnosis is? No, me either. Yet, it’s one of a few thousand phrases used to find my website last month, and number 9 of a handful I collected while in hysterics last night, especially for your enjoyment (and possible bewilderment). I’ve blanked the swear words, for the sake of the minors.
- grandma and grampa having a good f…
- bed rest sore testicles
- under age f…ing
- “+”4 year old” +whore”
- dirty breast jokes
- wearing my sister’s dresses
- auntie sucks little nephew stories
- find girl friend united kingdom
- hot boob hypnosis
- daughter dresses like a whore
- my online friend doesn’t want to give her phone number
- what age should girls start wearing mini shirts
- imply ownership in the event of a dildo
- pictures of soiled pants
- my brother is stealing my bras
- is im preventing kids from learning how to write propper gramer
That last one is my absolute favourite :3 I’ll give virtual cookies to anyone who can recall which post each of these “apply” to (what the searchers will have found in their results).
06 Feb at 8:54 pm
I gotta admit, hot boob hypnosis sounds very interesting. I’m pretty sure there’s someone being hypnotized as we speak.
06 Feb at 9:02 pm
Haha, those are hilarious. I don’t know about which post it relates to, but “imply ownership in the event of a dildo” is definitely a Fight Club reference. :D
06 Feb at 9:02 pm
14 would have to do with your Pants Awards… and 16 is obviously in reference to Barbi-Lee. *has to think about the rest*
06 Feb at 9:21 pm
Lol, I always wonder how search queries like that can lead to totally innocent posts. It happens to me, too!
06 Feb at 9:26 pm
I think Hot Boob Hypnosis is like that scene from Idiocracy where Frito explains just how much he likes sex while waiting for the Costco shuttle.
06 Feb at 9:30 pm
Aaaah, thanks for that Cine, it makes more sense now ;)
06 Feb at 9:35 pm
^ that did it. I’m now laughing incoherently. Which posts? Oh I’m not THAT much of a stalker… besides it’s 11:30 pm so I’m off to bed. Tee-hee: yes admit it. That dildo is yours alright. =D
06 Feb at 10:13 pm
Oh oh! Hot boob hypnosis has got to be when someone has such a hot pair of knockers, that you get hypnotised just looking at them!
06 Feb at 10:27 pm
Hot boob hypnosis is when you see a pair of hot boobs. You can’t help but stare at them, and it’s as if they’re hypnotising you.
06 Feb at 11:08 pm
#16’s googled result I think had to do with this post: http://moourl.com/q9gcp I guess I am the stalker. Hehe. xD
06 Feb at 11:12 pm
LOL. Who wants to search about old people having sex?
06 Feb at 11:34 pm
haha, if I google hot boob hypnosis, this blog post is now the first result.
07 Feb at 1:03 am
ROF to tha L
07 Feb at 1:37 am
Wow it looks like a lot of people are looking for incest and underage porn.
07 Feb at 2:11 am
Well, they led to /this/ post. And the ‘pictures of soiled pants’ also linked to the Pixelfx.
07 Feb at 2:43 am
Odd! I find this one “my online friend doesn’t want to give her phone number” particularly funny XD It’s interesting to know the weird things other people search for.
07 Feb at 2:56 am
Ew, that’s kind of gross… LOL, what’s a mini shirt? I think they meant mini skirt. But if I remember correctly, you had a post talking about how your boobs are too big for your shirts so they aren’t long enough or something (unless I’m thinking of someone else’s blog)? That might apply to that post =P
07 Feb at 3:16 am
It’s always amusing to go searching in one’s search term stats. I’m still trying to figure out how people used some of the terms they did to get to some of my sites.
07 Feb at 6:10 am
Hot boob hypnosis is what happens when you see a pair of really good tits. XD ……..oh damn, they beat me to it. Cheeky bitches. :( That is so wrong. o_____O Ew. Gives “keep it in your pants” a whole new meaning. :P
07 Feb at 8:15 am
find girl friend united kingdom Lucky you Jem, look out for weird valentine’s day cards!
07 Feb at 8:57 am
” Wow it looks like a lot of people are looking for incest and underage porn. ” It’s sadly all too common in referral logs. A long time ago, I got a web browser shut down that (when you clicked a button) redirected you to illegal content. http://www.vitalsecurity.org/2006/04/yapbrowser-serves-up-zango-andchild.html (Link is safe!) Since that collection of writeups, I *always* have dubious things in my search logs – and I *know* they’re not simply looking for the Yapbrowser story…
07 Feb at 9:15 am
@Bobbi-lee: it’s actually scary how many porn related searches there are in my logs. Be afraid, be very afraid.
07 Feb at 11:25 am
The vibrator/dildo one would be because of the post you made about the uk post office screwing up an order… I only vaguely remember it but there was a joke about someone waiting for a vibrator to arrive in the mail. And if i recall someone replied with the fightclub line above :) Cookie me!
07 Feb at 11:38 am
Pfft, you’ve got to get the other 15 right first Mat! ;)
07 Feb at 5:51 pm
Ewwww…some of those people need to be locked up! :o
07 Feb at 6:50 pm
Hot boob hypnosis = hypnotizing boobs until they get uh … from cold to warm to hot. Errr. Okay. Miserable attempt at humour. I used to have weird search engine queries leading to my site back in 2002-2003 as well. Until I blocked off search engine access to my entries. :P
08 Feb at 12:23 am
The dildo one is totally my reply from a while back. I don’t remember the post. As for hot boob hypnosis… it’s something I encounter daily. Some of the girls on my course… man… I could break out in a wanking fit right in the middle or a lecture.
08 Feb at 1:21 am
Lmao. Jemjabella is a perverted porn site.
08 Feb at 2:03 pm
Lol! I’m sure the “pictures of soiled pants” leads to any one of your Pants Awards posts. This makes me wonder what kind of search phrases my site comes up in. I haven’t checked my stats in a while.
08 Feb at 2:09 pm
Man, I thought some of mine were bad, lol! The creepy one I get the most often is “milking a human female” … and now you can get that one, too! Joy!
08 Feb at 3:34 pm
@ Brigitte: The creepiest one I’ve gotten is “cow fckin” More likely from Barbilee’s responses on my blog *rolls eyes*
08 Feb at 6:52 pm
lol! some of those are too funny ~_~ that one makes me think of all the lonely WoW boys who’ve tried to talk me into giving my number. poor little basement virgins.
10 Feb at 12:11 pm
1. grandma and grampa having a good f… (I do not want to know about this!) 2. bed rest sore testicles (Bwhahaha!) 3. under age f…ing (Perv) 4. “+”4 year old” +whore” (Mega perv) 5. dirty breast jokes (Do they mean dirty breasts in jokes or a dirty joke about breasts?) 6. wearing my sister’s dresses (Nice) 7. auntie sucks little nephew stories (Lol wut) 8. find girl friend united kingdom (Good luck, buddy) 9. hot boob hypnosis (Still have NO idea) 10. daughter dresses like a whore (Which daughter doesn’t these days? :P) 11. my online friend doesn’t want to give her phone number (Erm, maybe because you’re a freak?) 12. what age should girls start wearing mini shirts (Girls should NEVER wear mini skirts, however women can) 13. imply ownership in the event of a dildo (Whhhhaaat?) 14. pictures of soiled pants (Got to love fetishes) 15. my brother is stealing my bras (Go beat him up or something) 16. is im preventing kids from learning how to write propper gramer (Hmm, let’s have a think. Yes.)
10 Feb at 5:47 pm
Hot Boob Hypnosis – no idea. Whoever thought of that might be a pervert genius. LOL.