More code!
As if keeping up with the ever-changing standards and sets of code on the Internet wasn’t already hard enough, apparently we now need to know how to relatively position an elephant. I just don’t know how to keep up anymore!
On a side note.. un-relate-ed (see that semi-pun in there? I know, I’m just too funny..) to elephants: I’ve fixed my Livejournal Syndicated Feed.
Jordie said:
On 14 Oct at 11:43 pm
Oh, I hear you. There’s so much to remember and apply to everything you design, it’s just not fair. I guess it depends on how highly you value validation and accessibility, though. By the way, I joined some of your fanlistings.
Cissi said:
On 15 Oct at 1:49 am
Some classic responses in that link!
Vera said:
On 15 Oct at 5:33 am
But of course we need to know how to relatively position an elephant. You might accidentally put it too close to certain extremey important elements (like the main navigation, for example) and then said elements might very well be transforemd into some flat pies (keeping in mind that even a smaller elephant weighs quite a lot). Of course, one wonders why have an elephant on the site… but you never know. :P
Jordie said:
On 15 Oct at 7:59 am
Elephants might add to the aesthetic appeal for some… you just never know, do you?
Carly said:
On 15 Oct at 10:42 am
Some awesome reponses to that! love the “crush internet explorer” one!
Emily said:
On 15 Oct at 4:01 pm
I love the guy who managed to quote Monty Python! Some interesting replies there that made me laugh, so thanks for posting that!
Jenny said:
On 15 Oct at 5:28 pm
Positioning an Elephant?! That’s something new, hehe I particulary love the “mammal.elephant { position: relative; bottom: 0; /* elephants are rather heavy. No need to try and lift him / left: 50%; / wherever they are, they are in the middle of it / display: block; margin: 1000000em; / keep your distance / color: #999999; border: none; / ideally */ padding: 6000em; }” one heh
Tiffany said:
On 15 Oct at 11:58 pm
Oooh, I love the responses to elephant-positioning. Didn’t get to read all of them but this one was cute: dumbo {float: trunk;} …I think that’s what it was. ^^;;
Kachii said:
On 16 Oct at 3:43 pm
Nobody knows where technology will lead us in the future…
Elea said:
On 17 Oct at 2:13 am
Thanks for the amusing read. I like the one remarking how relatively positioning an elephant would be easy, but good luck getting it to float. We’re such internet nerds, hah. P.S. I e-mailed you about the review, but now I’m not sure if you received that response?