Jan 17 2006

Five Random Things

Alright, so it’s been over a month since I promised Sarah/Noir I’d do the 5 random things about me ‘meme’ (I still don’t get that word) after she ‘tagged’ me but better late than never. Oh, and apparently there are rules or something too: Rules: Post 5 random and weird facts about yourself, then at … read more »

Dec 29 2005

Cough! Splutter!

To Karl: “I think I’ll have a glass of orange juice to increase my CSS levels.” I think I meant Vitamin C levels. You’d think this cock-up would be to do with my terrible illness minor cough, but in actual fact these geeky man eating penguins.. eh.. where was I? Oh yes.. geeky moments. They … read more »

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Nov 20 2005

You Shall Pick Your Nose

This is the best thing I’ve read all year: Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor. There’s medical evidence for this, I swear: “Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune … read more »

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Sep 09 2005

Doctors Are Useless Too

So, I’ve come to the conclusion that Doctors are as useless as employment websites. I had two appointments at the surgery yesterday evening, one at 5:10 and another a 5:20 — the first to review how I’m getting on with the Depo Provera jabs (which I’ve been on over a year now) in accordance with … read more »

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May 16 2005

Sunburn

I made the mistake of reading my book outside in the warm sun yesterday — the sun was hotter than I realised and sitting facing it was probably not a good idea. I am now pink. In fact, pink is an understatement.. I am glowing red and it bloody hurts. There was me saying “I … read more »

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