Apr 02 2007

A Recipe

1. Take one bottle of white wine
2. Pour generously into large glass
3. Add hilarious show, Mock the Week in this case.
4. Laugh wildly.

Result: woken neighbours and sore ribs from laughing so bloody loud. Alcoholism is a pretty good cure for stress though, I have to say. It’s not like me to drink three-quarters of a bottle of wine, but I like it, in a drunken “oh, shit, I’ve got work in the morning” kind of way.

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16 Responses so far
  1. Hillarie says: April 2, 2007 at 9:50 pm # ·

    Naughty, naughty! I’d recommend punching a punching bag when stressed, though. It does get rather exciting.

  2. Alys says: April 2, 2007 at 9:57 pm # ·

    Mock of the Week is such a funny program, I don’t blame you for laughing wildly. However, for the same results I would have to watch Bremner, Bird & Fortune, Have I Got News For You or Dead Ringers :)

  3. Kelly says: April 2, 2007 at 10:11 pm # ·

    :) Heh. Mock The Week is AMAZING. I always laugh at the “stand up and say what the prime minister is REALLY thinking” parts. Those crack me up. Alcohol, now and again, is a wonderful cure for stress. :)

  4. Banshee says: April 2, 2007 at 11:13 pm # ·

    Well, I’ve never heard of "Mock the Week" (guess that’s what I get for living in Oz), but the rest of it sounds like my ideal Friday/Saturday night :)

  5. Aaron says: April 3, 2007 at 12:10 am # ·

    I prefer wine with supper instead of as a casual drink. Only, of course, because I can’t stand the taste without food. Still, your idea sounds rather fun. I should try it some day… when I’m legally aloud, of course.

  6. Sara says: April 3, 2007 at 2:22 am # ·

    umm… okay? i’m still confused by that entry… and i read it 5min. ago! just kidding! so were you drunk when you wrote that?

  7. Shannon says: April 3, 2007 at 3:04 am # ·

    Sounds like a good Monday to me!

  8. Brenda says: April 3, 2007 at 7:25 am # ·

    I still prefer hot chocolate. Hahahahahahaha. :P So, are you still drunk? ;)

  9. Mumblies says: April 3, 2007 at 9:05 am # ·

    The question is………… Did you spill the wine in your keyboard? If not, well done :o) As for the stress…… thats easy, Take Karl, and torment him heheheh

  10. Karl says: April 3, 2007 at 9:20 am # ·

    the headache is doing that, Jo….it’s a “behind the eyes making you want to throw up” one…

  11. Mumblies says: April 3, 2007 at 4:43 pm # ·

    Poor Jem, take it she hasn’t mastered the art of “drink a pint of water before you go to bed to replace the fluids that the alcohol will dehydrate” yet then

  12. Jem says: April 3, 2007 at 4:45 pm # ·

    Oh, it was Karl with the headache.. I’m fine :D

  13. Kenna says: April 3, 2007 at 6:35 pm # ·

    I have to give you props on that, darling. I’ve never been ballsy enough to drink on the eve of work. I’m always so paranoid I’ll have a hangover… though I never get hangovers. I’m such a square.

  14. Amber says: April 3, 2007 at 6:41 pm # ·

    I turn to a nice chocolate brownie, a chocolate milk and a bit of fanfiction instead.

  15. Holly says: April 4, 2007 at 12:03 am # ·

    Awesome. Lol. Never heard of “Mock the Week” though, which is a shame, it sounds entertaining :D

  16. Chrissy says: April 4, 2007 at 5:15 am # ·

    You only drank 3/4 of the bottle? I’d be on my second bottle by the time the night was over. ;)