Aug 17 2005
Dirty Geek Joke
There are advantages to being in a ‘geek’ couple:
Karl: Ooh, a left boob and a right boob!
Jem: My boobs are relatively positioned.
Karl: Well, as long as the margins are the same..
Jem: No, I think my left margin is slightly bigger than my right.
Karl: So you could say that they’re marginally different?
Jem: Or that I’ve just got a bit of extra padding?
I heart my geeky Karl. He knows how to cheer me up. ;)
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38 Responses so far
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Hehehe. I needed something to ease my nervous mood before the first day of school (read: in 15 minutes!) and this definitely did it.
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Good luck :)
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I suppose I should add that true to form, you’re cross brassiere compatible. Portable too-you appear the same in most environments. We won’t go into the extendability of things, shall we? ;) Or the compatible plugins?
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Let’s not, I have readers under the age of 16. ;)
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XD That definitely earned a laugh from me.
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“We won’t go into the extendability of things, shall we? ;) Or the compatible plugins?” HEE!!
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You just made my good day even better. xD
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*Speechless* Haha, that was definitely cute! :P
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/me is a fan of geeky jokes … but then I think you already knew that? :D
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aahaha!
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This totally cracked me up.
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That’s hilarious! :)
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oh dear, I’m trying to think of something semi rude involving IE and box models, but the only thing that springs to mind is hacks, and that’s not something you should do to your boobs!
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That has to be the greatest conversation ever! hehe
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*little girly immature giggle*
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Something like that should be on one of those geek t-shirts haha.
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You know, it has been scientifically proved that your left breast is indeed larger than your right, due to it being positioned over the heart where there is consistent activity and blood flow. ;)
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“you’re cross brassiere compatible” is definitely the best line. Are they positioned absolutely or do they float? “it has been scientifically proved that your left breast is indeed larger than your right” > Freakin’ a! I always knew my left one was ultimately superior, and now I have something to support that claim!
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Ahaha, that deserves cookies.
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Ooh..Jem-a bit of research later, methinks…*cough*
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*is laughing histerically now*
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bran: I disagree! The most dominant side of your body should be larger on a whole than your other side. My right breast is bigger.
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Let’s not get into a debate on the science behind breast sizes, otherwise I’ll end up with people coming here looking for porn. ;)
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Spoilsport..;) It’s *MUCH* more likely to come looking because of things like this: Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn…. hehehe…;)
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*is giggling quietly to self* Scientifically proven, eh?
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Nice job if you can get it, I suppose!
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LOL xD
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You’re so lucky you have him in your life… and that he understands what you mean when you talk about geeky stuff. When I talk about margins, etc, people just stare at me. ;)
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Kathleen – Please, people not only stare but tell me to stop talking because I don’t make any sense xD Mom sends me to my room all the time when I get on a geek rampage…
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*cackles* That made my day.
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Hi thanks for the comment! Sorry my font is hard to read for you. :( I really like the size though. Love the colors on here :D
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I didn’t mean to sound offensive or anything, Cherr. I think as geeks we all have different levels of understanding from our families and friends. I was just commenting on how lucky Jem was that she had Karl, how he understands her geeky side, and how I don’t really have anything like that.
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Cherr was just kidding around.. hehe.
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My family loves my geekiness. Mom sends me to my room to be geeky, not because she doesn’t like hearing about it. I’ve done all sorts of stuff for her company, including a book cover for my aunt’s new book and hopefully a coding and design revamp on the website for the 5th anniversary :) I wasn’t trying to say you were being offensive, I swear. I was just kidding, like Jem said, no harm done.
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No harm done. :)
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ROFL XD
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Man, that is cute! =)
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That’s great… Everytime I see it, I still laugh…
