Dirty Geek Joke
There are advantages to being in a ‘geek’ couple:
Karl: Ooh, a left boob and a right boob!
Jem: My boobs are relatively positioned.
Karl: Well, as long as the margins are the same..
Jem: No, I think my left margin is slightly bigger than my right.
Karl: So you could say that they’re marginally different?
Jem: Or that I’ve just got a bit of extra padding?
I heart my geeky Karl. He knows how to cheer me up. ;)
Robbie said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 7:02 am
Hehehe. I needed something to ease my nervous mood before the first day of school (read: in 15 minutes!) and this definitely did it.
Jem said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 7:02 am
Good luck :)
Karl said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 7:12 am
I suppose I should add that true to form, you’re cross brassiere compatible. Portable too-you appear the same in most environments. We won’t go into the extendability of things, shall we? ;) Or the compatible plugins?
Jem said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 7:13 am
Let’s not, I have readers under the age of 16. ;)
Lemon said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 7:20 am
XD That definitely earned a laugh from me.
Lisa said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 7:36 am
“We won’t go into the extendability of things, shall we? ;) Or the compatible plugins?” HEE!!
Michelle said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 8:23 am
You just made my good day even better. xD
Brenda said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 9:16 am
*Speechless* Haha, that was definitely cute! :P
Kachii said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 11:31 am
/me is a fan of geeky jokes … but then I think you already knew that? :D
Rosemarie said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 12:06 pm
aahaha!
Meggan said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 12:27 pm
This totally cracked me up.
Rach said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 1:06 pm
That’s hilarious! :)
Katy said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 1:50 pm
oh dear, I’m trying to think of something semi rude involving IE and box models, but the only thing that springs to mind is hacks, and that’s not something you should do to your boobs!
Jessica said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 2:33 pm
That has to be the greatest conversation ever! hehe
Tiddley said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 3:08 pm
*little girly immature giggle*
Jenny said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 4:26 pm
Something like that should be on one of those geek t-shirts haha.
bran said:
On 17 Aug 2005 at 6:38 pm
You know, it has been scientifically proved that your left breast is indeed larger than your right, due to it being positioned over the heart where there is consistent activity and blood flow. ;)
Sarah said:
On 18 Aug 2005 at 2:21 am
“you’re cross brassiere compatible” is definitely the best line. Are they positioned absolutely or do they float? “it has been scientifically proved that your left breast is indeed larger than your right” > Freakin’ a! I always knew my left one was ultimately superior, and now I have something to support that claim!
Jordie said:
On 18 Aug 2005 at 4:49 am
Ahaha, that deserves cookies.
Karl said:
On 18 Aug 2005 at 5:53 am
Ooh..Jem-a bit of research later, methinks…*cough*
Vera said:
On 18 Aug 2005 at 5:59 am
*is laughing histerically now*
Demoness said:
On 18 Aug 2005 at 8:33 am
bran: I disagree! The most dominant side of your body should be larger on a whole than your other side. My right breast is bigger.
Jem said:
On 18 Aug 2005 at 8:35 am
Let’s not get into a debate on the science behind breast sizes, otherwise I’ll end up with people coming here looking for porn. ;)
Karl said:
On 18 Aug 2005 at 8:53 am
Spoilsport..;) It’s *MUCH* more likely to come looking because of things like this: Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn…. hehehe…;)
Jordie said:
On 18 Aug 2005 at 8:55 am
*is giggling quietly to self* Scientifically proven, eh?
Karl said:
On 18 Aug 2005 at 9:00 am
Nice job if you can get it, I suppose!
Dorie said:
On 18 Aug 2005 at 9:11 am
LOL xD
Kathleen said:
On 18 Aug 2005 at 10:02 am
You’re so lucky you have him in your life… and that he understands what you mean when you talk about geeky stuff. When I talk about margins, etc, people just stare at me. ;)
Stephanie said:
On 18 Aug 2005 at 10:10 am
Kathleen – Please, people not only stare but tell me to stop talking because I don’t make any sense xD Mom sends me to my room all the time when I get on a geek rampage…
Claire said:
On 18 Aug 2005 at 5:17 pm
*cackles* That made my day.
Cheryl said:
On 18 Aug 2005 at 9:41 pm
Hi thanks for the comment! Sorry my font is hard to read for you. :( I really like the size though. Love the colors on here :D
Kathleen said:
On 19 Aug 2005 at 8:20 am
I didn’t mean to sound offensive or anything, Cherr. I think as geeks we all have different levels of understanding from our families and friends. I was just commenting on how lucky Jem was that she had Karl, how he understands her geeky side, and how I don’t really have anything like that.
Jem said:
On 19 Aug 2005 at 8:40 am
Cherr was just kidding around.. hehe.
Stephanie said:
On 19 Aug 2005 at 1:03 pm
My family loves my geekiness. Mom sends me to my room to be geeky, not because she doesn’t like hearing about it. I’ve done all sorts of stuff for her company, including a book cover for my aunt’s new book and hopefully a coding and design revamp on the website for the 5th anniversary :) I wasn’t trying to say you were being offensive, I swear. I was just kidding, like Jem said, no harm done.
Kathleen said:
On 19 Aug 2005 at 6:17 pm
No harm done. :)
Bubs said:
On 19 Aug 2005 at 11:30 pm
ROFL XD
Char said:
On 20 Aug 2005 at 3:43 am
Man, that is cute! =)
Frosty said:
On 20 Aug 2005 at 12:36 pm
That’s great… Everytime I see it, I still laugh…