Dirty Geek Joke

There are advantages to being in a ‘geek’ couple:

Karl: Ooh, a left boob and a right boob!
Jem: My boobs are relatively positioned.
Karl: Well, as long as the margins are the same..
Jem: No, I think my left margin is slightly bigger than my right.
Karl: So you could say that they’re marginally different?
Jem: Or that I’ve just got a bit of extra padding?

I heart my geeky Karl. He knows how to cheer me up. ;)

38 comments so far

  1. Robbie said:
    On 17 Aug at 7:02 am

    Hehehe. I needed something to ease my nervous mood before the first day of school (read: in 15 minutes!) and this definitely did it.

  2. Jem said:
    On 17 Aug at 7:02 am

    Good luck :)

  3. Karl said:
    On 17 Aug at 7:12 am

    I suppose I should add that true to form, you’re cross brassiere compatible. Portable too-you appear the same in most environments. We won’t go into the extendability of things, shall we? ;) Or the compatible plugins?

  4. Jem said:
    On 17 Aug at 7:13 am

    Let’s not, I have readers under the age of 16. ;)

  5. Lemon said:
    On 17 Aug at 7:20 am

    XD That definitely earned a laugh from me.

  6. Lisa said:
    On 17 Aug at 7:36 am

    “We won’t go into the extendability of things, shall we? ;) Or the compatible plugins?” HEE!!

  7. Michelle said:
    On 17 Aug at 8:23 am

    You just made my good day even better. xD

  8. Brenda said:
    On 17 Aug at 9:16 am

    *Speechless* Haha, that was definitely cute! :P

  9. Kachii said:
    On 17 Aug at 11:31 am

    /me is a fan of geeky jokes … but then I think you already knew that? :D

  10. Rosemarie said:
    On 17 Aug at 12:06 pm

    aahaha!

  11. Meggan said:
    On 17 Aug at 12:27 pm

    This totally cracked me up.

  12. Rach said:
    On 17 Aug at 1:06 pm

    That’s hilarious! :)

  13. Katy said:
    On 17 Aug at 1:50 pm

    oh dear, I’m trying to think of something semi rude involving IE and box models, but the only thing that springs to mind is hacks, and that’s not something you should do to your boobs!

  14. Jessica said:
    On 17 Aug at 2:33 pm

    That has to be the greatest conversation ever! hehe

  15. Tiddley said:
    On 17 Aug at 3:08 pm

    *little girly immature giggle*

  16. Jenny said:
    On 17 Aug at 4:26 pm

    Something like that should be on one of those geek t-shirts haha.

  17. bran said:
    On 17 Aug at 6:38 pm

    You know, it has been scientifically proved that your left breast is indeed larger than your right, due to it being positioned over the heart where there is consistent activity and blood flow. ;)

  18. Sarah said:
    On 18 Aug at 2:21 am

    “you’re cross brassiere compatible” is definitely the best line. Are they positioned absolutely or do they float? “it has been scientifically proved that your left breast is indeed larger than your right” > Freakin’ a! I always knew my left one was ultimately superior, and now I have something to support that claim!

  19. Jordie said:
    On 18 Aug at 4:49 am

    Ahaha, that deserves cookies.

  20. Karl said:
    On 18 Aug at 5:53 am

    Ooh..Jem-a bit of research later, methinks…*cough*

  21. Vera said:
    On 18 Aug at 5:59 am

    *is laughing histerically now*

  22. Demoness said:
    On 18 Aug at 8:33 am

    bran: I disagree! The most dominant side of your body should be larger on a whole than your other side. My right breast is bigger.

  23. Jem said:
    On 18 Aug at 8:35 am

    Let’s not get into a debate on the science behind breast sizes, otherwise I’ll end up with people coming here looking for porn. ;)

  24. Karl said:
    On 18 Aug at 8:53 am

    Spoilsport..;) It’s *MUCH* more likely to come looking because of things like this: Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn…. hehehe…;)

  25. Jordie said:
    On 18 Aug at 8:55 am

    *is giggling quietly to self* Scientifically proven, eh?

  26. Karl said:
    On 18 Aug at 9:00 am

    Nice job if you can get it, I suppose!

  27. Dorie said:
    On 18 Aug at 9:11 am

    LOL xD

  28. Kathleen said:
    On 18 Aug at 10:02 am

    You’re so lucky you have him in your life… and that he understands what you mean when you talk about geeky stuff. When I talk about margins, etc, people just stare at me. ;)

  29. Stephanie said:
    On 18 Aug at 10:10 am

    Kathleen – Please, people not only stare but tell me to stop talking because I don’t make any sense xD Mom sends me to my room all the time when I get on a geek rampage…

  30. Claire said:
    On 18 Aug at 5:17 pm

    *cackles* That made my day.

  31. Cheryl said:
    On 18 Aug at 9:41 pm

    Hi thanks for the comment! Sorry my font is hard to read for you. :( I really like the size though. Love the colors on here :D

  32. Kathleen said:
    On 19 Aug at 8:20 am

    I didn’t mean to sound offensive or anything, Cherr. I think as geeks we all have different levels of understanding from our families and friends. I was just commenting on how lucky Jem was that she had Karl, how he understands her geeky side, and how I don’t really have anything like that.

  33. Jem said:
    On 19 Aug at 8:40 am

    Cherr was just kidding around.. hehe.

  34. Stephanie said:
    On 19 Aug at 1:03 pm

    My family loves my geekiness. Mom sends me to my room to be geeky, not because she doesn’t like hearing about it. I’ve done all sorts of stuff for her company, including a book cover for my aunt’s new book and hopefully a coding and design revamp on the website for the 5th anniversary :) I wasn’t trying to say you were being offensive, I swear. I was just kidding, like Jem said, no harm done.

  35. Kathleen said:
    On 19 Aug at 6:17 pm

    No harm done. :)

  36. Bubs said:
    On 19 Aug at 11:30 pm

    ROFL XD

  37. Char said:
    On 20 Aug at 3:43 am

    Man, that is cute! =)

  38. Frosty said:
    On 20 Aug at 12:36 pm

    That’s great… Everytime I see it, I still laugh…