Dirty Geek Joke

 |  Geek, Parenting, Personal

There are advantages to being in a ‘geek’ couple:

Karl: Ooh, a left boob and a right boob!
Jem: My boobs are relatively positioned.
Karl: Well, as long as the margins are the same..
Jem: No, I think my left margin is slightly bigger than my right.
Karl: So you could say that they’re marginally different?
Jem: Or that I’ve just got a bit of extra padding?

I heart my geeky Karl. He knows how to cheer me up. ;)

Jem Turner jem@jemjabella.co.uk +44(0)7521056376

38 comments so far

  1. Karl said:

    I suppose I should add that true to form, you’re cross brassiere compatible. Portable too-you appear the same in most environments. We won’t go into the extendability of things, shall we? ;) Or the compatible plugins?

  2. Katy said:

    oh dear, I’m trying to think of something semi rude involving IE and box models, but the only thing that springs to mind is hacks, and that’s not something you should do to your boobs!

  3. bran said:

    You know, it has been scientifically proved that your left breast is indeed larger than your right, due to it being positioned over the heart where there is consistent activity and blood flow. ;)

  4. Sarah said:

    “you’re cross brassiere compatible” is definitely the best line. Are they positioned absolutely or do they float? “it has been scientifically proved that your left breast is indeed larger than your right” > Freakin’ a! I always knew my left one was ultimately superior, and now I have something to support that claim!

  5. Jem said:

    Let’s not get into a debate on the science behind breast sizes, otherwise I’ll end up with people coming here looking for porn. ;)

  6. Karl said:

    Spoilsport..;) It’s *MUCH* more likely to come looking because of things like this: Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn…. hehehe…;)

  7. Kathleen said:

    You’re so lucky you have him in your life… and that he understands what you mean when you talk about geeky stuff. When I talk about margins, etc, people just stare at me. ;)

  8. Stephanie said:

    Kathleen – Please, people not only stare but tell me to stop talking because I don’t make any sense xD Mom sends me to my room all the time when I get on a geek rampage…

  9. Kathleen said:

    I didn’t mean to sound offensive or anything, Cherr. I think as geeks we all have different levels of understanding from our families and friends. I was just commenting on how lucky Jem was that she had Karl, how he understands her geeky side, and how I don’t really have anything like that.

  10. Stephanie said:

    My family loves my geekiness. Mom sends me to my room to be geeky, not because she doesn’t like hearing about it. I’ve done all sorts of stuff for her company, including a book cover for my aunt’s new book and hopefully a coding and design revamp on the website for the 5th anniversary :) I wasn’t trying to say you were being offensive, I swear. I was just kidding, like Jem said, no harm done.