With Karl and I in the process of moving house, I have decided to indulge a little in one of my few obsessions: clocks. Since I was younger I have had this unexplainable need to know the time, and to have access to an accurate timepiece. I check my watch even if I already know… read full entry »

Rhys posted a couple of months ago about the fact that he shares his name (sort of) with a porn star. I made a passing remark about her hair/boobs, both of which appeared fake. Turns out I was right: Hi just thought I would give my thoughts, actually my hair and my boobs are fake,… read full entry »

BellaBuzz, my Wak’s Ask & Answer replacement script, is now online for open testing. The point of this release is to get feedback on ease of use and installation (and of course any bugs/etc) ready for the final release which will go on the BellaBuzz page. Please bear in mind that, should you choose to… read full entry »

Crystal on 15 Feb 2008 12:05 am I can think of one owner of a popular site who thinks she’s the shit and it drives me nuts!!! Every time I go to her site I’m like “aahhh” she’s such bitch just because she’s a pro at coding. The funny thing about it is she doesn’t… read full entry »

I left a comment on an entry earlier at noupe.com, re: “WordPress Security Tips”. Now, aside from the fact that the entire entry consists of tips ripped from other sites and balled into one, the first tip incorrectly states that by using $_SERVER[‘PHP_SELF’] a person is able to search your entire server. Talk about spreading… read full entry »

I’ve had to restart this about 4 times now, because each time I decide to finish off, I get half way and somehow lose the file. I don’t know about l33t PHP Ninja; recently I’ve been l33t file loser. Anyway, quick recap: in Part Two of the PHP Beginners Guide I briefly covered the basic… read full entry »

In an attempt to suppress the incessant need to spawn new layouts, as mentioned in my last post, I have decided to hell with it.. I’ll simply fall on to Phil’s advice and bring back a style-switcher and several older layouts along with it. This idea was easier said than done, as I discovered the… read full entry »

Combined old “Valid Trend” / “No Valid Trend” rants to one new HTML/XHTML article.

Any idea what hot boob hypnosis is? No, me either. Yet, it’s one of a few thousand phrases used to find my website last month, and number 9 of a handful I collected while in hysterics last night, especially for your enjoyment (and possible bewilderment). I’ve blanked the swear words, for the sake of the… read full entry »

Reviewed: Ronald Treitner Site URL: designbytreitner.com When I first found myself at the site, I assumed that it had been designed for Internet Explorer, because there’s an overlapping text issue at the bottom of the page: I mean, it’s no surprise that amateurs still target IE. It’s unfortunately holding its ground in the browser market… read full entry »