I don’t know if any of you have ever watched one of those dodgy diet shows… wannabe doctor-cum-nutritionist types who stand there shouting at fatties about how if they don’t stop eating crap they’re going to die tomorrow, all the while probably fantasising about sinking their teeth into the big cream buns and greasy, lovely… read full entry »
I’ve just been linked to this: Where can I get me the penis font?
Why is it that every time I update WordPress, I manage to overwrite my smilies? Arse!
Hi everyone! Remember me? My name is Jem, I refer to myself as a the ‘php ninja’? Look, I’m not dead yet! Firstly, thank you to everyone who left comments, emails etc enquiring as to my whereabouts/asking me whether or not I was dead or not (so that you can throw a party, right?) I… read full entry »
No, indeed, although feeling not far off. I have some sort of tummy bug and thus, have spent most of the week singing in to my toilet. The doctor has given me useless sympathy and tablets, although I can’t say as they’re working. I’m finding it hard to sit at a computer screen for significant… read full entry »
I decided to have some cauliflower with my salmon for tea — there was a nice big cauli in my veg box this week — only after cutting in to it I discovered a green caterpillar. I am not normally the sort of person who washes vegetables unless they’re visibly dirty, but I think on… read full entry »
I can’t wait to see what the bees come up with for the Halloween activity — it’s always the best part of October.
I finally remembered to check the results for the second module of my course today; I received another Grade 2 pass as per the first module. Given my self-confessed loathing of JavaScript I didn’t even expect to get that far. I am annoyed though, to be quite honest. I have a weak spot when it… read full entry »
I need more pants. Any volunteers willing to send pics? Actually, that very request reaches new levels of creepiness…
I nearly chopped off one of my fingers while cutting onion tonight. :X