Happy birthday to me! Squashed tomatoes and peas! Bread and butter in the gutter, Happy birthday to meeeee! Yes, today I became another year older (all in 24 hours, isn’t that amazing?) I am now old enough to.. well, actually, pretty much the same shizzle as before. Having pre-booked the day off work before Christmas,… read full entry »

Honestly, I didn’t expect to be writing a part 3 to this lolerific wankery, but it seems that poor little Crazy B is feeling the strain somewhat. So much so that she’s resorted to spamming my visitors as well as Vera’s now. Oh, poor booboo need a hug? Since the last entry was updated with… read full entry »

Do you ever get the feeling that you’re forgetting something, but can’t think what it is?

I think in another life, if I had the opportunity to go to school all over again, I would become a lawyer/solicitor or even a barrister of some sort. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not thinking about a change of career. This isn’t a mid-life crisis 10 years too early; I love being geeky and… read full entry »

..with writing a huge essay on something exciting like Crazy B’s drama is that it’s hard to top it. I mean, I could tell you all about how Hex has decided he doesn’t like the middle stage of the Litter Kwitter and would rather shit on the floor, but you don’t need to know that… read full entry »