I’ve just sent in a complaint email to the Mars company/customer care people, because every Malteser I’ve had so far from a bag I bought today has tasted like plastic. I just wanted some tasty, crispy chocolate, jeez. :(

Melissa and I had a short chat about Live.com search results in our stats a while ago. Long story short, a whole bucketload of search result click-throughs were showing up in our hits that were either a) irrelevant to our sites or b) were bullshit, because we weren’t ranked for that term anyway. This wasn’t… read full entry »

Because I’m a materialistic twat, and know full well that at least two people buying me gifts this year read my website, I’ve compiled a short list of things that I’d like for Christmas. :D An Asus EEE netbook. Linux version, preferably the 901. (hahaha, keep wishing Jem) High Performance MySQL by multiple authors The… read full entry »

I’ve teamed up with Jordan at Holdfire hosting to offer 6 months hosting and a domain absolutely free in the rev.iew.me Christmas contest — review and win :)