No Lube, Only Oxo

24 comments

Sorry, we can’t find lube, so why not cover your rudey bits in stock cubes instead…

stock cube lube

Nice.

Jem Turner jem@jemjabella.co.uk +44(0)7521056376

24 comments so far

  1. B. said:
    On December 13, 2008 at 11:58 pm

  2. Jem said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 12:00 am

    ^ ROFL!

  3. Kaylee said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 12:15 am

    Are we supposed to ask why you were searching for lube in the first place? :P

  4. Chris said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 12:32 am

    I second Kaylee!

  5. Britney said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 12:34 am

    Third Kaylee!
    PS. Would you like to see cheaper alternatives? ;)
    Have a fun night Jem! ;)

  6. Vasili said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 12:46 am

    @B.: ROFL! I must show that to my mom.

    Fourth Kaylee. :P

  7. Lauren said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 1:35 am

    I almost wrote “Lube” for my name on this comment. XD And I think my cat IS trying to kill me…0.o

  8. Wendy said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 1:52 am

    I think just by sheer support you would need to create another entry to talk about why you are searching for the lube :P

    I fifth Kaylee. So now you know you have a bunch of very nosy readers here lol.

  9. Julia said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 2:45 am

    Haha and you were searching for this because…?

    I sixth Kaylee. I wonder how long this will go on for ;)

  10. Anita said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 3:12 am

    @Julia: At least once more…
    I seventh Kaylee ;)
    @Wendy: We aren’t nosy, we are observant! And we like to…learn new things!

  11. Stephanie said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 3:26 am

    I think it’s quite obvious what Jem needs lube for.

    Her sink taps are squeaky!

  12. Julie said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 4:07 am

    Well you could use certain types of food for similar purposes as lube. For the games you play with Karl, you know. Like Scrabble and stuff.

  13. Rosemary said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 5:21 am

    I find it amusing that the number of items found is “69”. ;)

  14. Mimi said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 5:32 am

    LOL! Lube and cube rhyme, maybe that was their reasoning?!

  15. Courtney said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 5:46 am

    That’s awesome. And I eighth the question of why you were searching for lube in the first place. ;)

  16. Zatanna said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 6:56 am

    That’s, that’s a bit creepy… O_o

  17. Carly said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 8:19 am

    If you’re interested, I just did my Tesco shop online, and Durex play is buy one get one free! lol

  18. Mumblies said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 8:59 am

    Hmmm very interesting :o) Well I suppose the oxo may taste slightly nicer. Pssst Jem I have some oxo if you are desperate.

  19. Xuan said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 9:01 am

    Surely I’m not the only person who finds it funny that suggestions about “stuffing”, “meats” and “toys” came up in lieu of results for “lube”?

  20. sharon said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    Imagine getting the two mixed up. That would make for an interesting dinner party…

  21. Amanda said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    I’m sure it’s a worthy substitute.

  22. Carly said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    @ Xuan – how could you not find ‘Tissues and Towels’ funny too? lol

  23. C. Hal said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    Reminds me a bit of when I was searching a baby names website and typed in a profanity, and it came up on a page with “SHAME ON YOU!” in red letters. :D

    Not sure why I was surfing baby names, but c’est la vie.

  24. Larissa said:
    On December 14, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    What kind of freaky dinner party is that? haha

    “Come dine with me” has competition.. :)