New Review, Ego Flattering etc

It’s been a few months, but there’s finally a new unrequested review up. The victim this time is one ‘nothingbutsong.org/tutorials’; in accordance with my ranty post on bad tutorial sites I have made the review pure critique of the code/tutorials. Most of the rubbish (and yet amusing) ‘banter’ has been taken out in favour of getting to the point. Some quotes, to tease you in…

You point out that the tutorial is “For those of you who have installed similar scripts or have a lot of knowledge about these types of things”: surely someone who has a lot of knowledge on these types of things would not need to visit an amateur tutorial site to figure out how to install WordPress?

I have no idea what a “blog crew” is but I’ll be honest with you, it was this tutorial that irritated me enough to start the review. Specifically this line: “PHP is the next gen of web design”. WHAT?

And in other news, my site & this ‘new’ design were featured in a CSS gallery this weekend. Many thanks to cssmess.com for the compliments regarding my design and content. :)

Finally, happy birthday to my sister who turned 15 today! I can now reveal that I bought her a bright pink Nintendo DS Lite.. and I think from her reaction I can honestly say she likes it. Hoorah for me, for being the best big sister in the world.

Update: I’ve fixed the comment form error on the review/scribblings pages, apologies for the inconvenience. *kicks the out-dated code*

29 comments so far

  1. Grant Mc said:
    On 18 Feb at 11:39 pm

    Well done big sister jem, DS’s are quite a laugh. Horah a new review im just going to go over and read it the now! G

  2. Hillarie said:
    On 18 Feb at 11:41 pm

    Aww! I have an old DS…I just HAD to get one RIGHT AWAY. The DS Lite makes mine look like a prehistoric object. Well, maybe not. But, still.

  3. Becky said:
    On 19 Feb at 1:26 am

    Your comments on there aren’t working and neither is your contact form (the contact form says I need to enable JS for it to work, but I have JS enabled).

  4. Belinda said:
    On 19 Feb at 2:15 am

    :O YOU ARE A COOL SISTER! Waaah a DS Lite is an awesome present! Wow there’s an incredibly number of comments on that newly posted review… *goes off to read*

  5. Louise said:
    On 19 Feb at 2:36 am

    Congrats on getting featured! People out there like you! YAY! :)

  6. Stephanie said:
    On 19 Feb at 3:07 am

    Ooh, fifteen was a good year for me. Best of luck to her, wish I had a cool older sister to get me a Nintendo DS Lite… all I have is a smelly younger brother and a stinkier baaaaaaaaaby sister… at least I get to play cool sis now :D

  7. Stephanie said:
    On 19 Feb at 3:16 am

    Oh dear! At least someone’s telling her what to do. Reminds me of when I got a ENTRY-PROFESSIONAL model flute for my birthday and found a “How to play the flute” pamphlet included with it. Happy Birthday to you sister…video games are fun!

  8. Jordan said:
    On 19 Feb at 3:27 am

    My little sister turns 16 in a couple more weeks, and I have no idea what to get her. Might end up just giving her some money for clothes shopping, since she always complains about not having enough clothes. Would love to get her a DS, but she’s not one for gaming really. *goes off to read the revew*

  9. Corinne said:
    On 19 Feb at 3:41 am

    Whats Nintendo DS? Lol Anyway, congrats, happy b-day to little sis, and I get that JS error some times too. I’ve emailed you before about it, but never got a reply. :(

  10. Carina said:
    On 19 Feb at 6:58 am

    Congratulations on the CSS Mess feature :). I really enjoyed reading the review, I think I prefer the critique-only ones,only because they’re shorter and they get straight to the point.

  11. Mumblies said:
    On 19 Feb at 7:12 am

    Likes it? She loves it! Took it to bed with her and no doubt wants to take it to school too,which of course she won’t be doing ;) Congrats on yet another pat on the back Jem-Always much deserved of course.

  12. Melle said:
    On 19 Feb at 7:46 am

    Oh how I wish my sister would get me that. She’s a lucky girl, ain’t she? ;) And congrats on getting featured! Are you really surprised?

  13. Melissa said:
    On 19 Feb at 9:15 am

    Lol, I’ll have to go read that review. And happy bee-day to your sis! :D

  14. Angela said:
    On 19 Feb at 10:32 am

    Your review of that site was highly amusing. She will most likely get her panties in a bunch, but thats just my guess :P. And yay for you for being an awesome sister :D!

  15. Nan said:
    On 19 Feb at 10:48 am

    I always fail at giving my sister something she adores… Usually I give her gift cards or something knitted and brown… I can’t seem to figure out what she likes. Congratulations on being featured on CSSmess!

  16. Han said:
    On 19 Feb at 12:47 pm

    will you be my big sister lol! A bright pink DS lite! I havn’t seen reviews for a long time – I dread to think what you say about mine “links Rhys too much” lmao!

  17. Riitta said:
    On 19 Feb at 3:34 pm

    I never had a big sister, will you be mine? o:) Great review and congrats on getting featured yet again!

  18. Gemma said:
    On 19 Feb at 8:02 pm

    A little side-note re. your design – I’m surfing with images turned off at the moment (bad connection), and your global navigation is white on white :)

  19. Jem said:
    On 19 Feb at 8:05 pm

    @Gemma: Oooh crap, thanks for letting me know. I could have sworn I set a bg colour..!

  20. HannaPai said:
    On 19 Feb at 9:27 pm

    It feels good when you notice that you’re actually a good big sister. I would’ve never imagined to see such a big smile (caused by me) on my lil bro’s face than when I gave him book about Black Sabbath. And it felt good. Ooh nice review once again. ^^

  21. Sarah said:
    On 20 Feb at 8:32 am

    You’re very generous. You could be my sister if you like, haha.

  22. Nick Barrett said:
    On 20 Feb at 6:28 pm

    Thanks for the linkback (cssmess)! Anyways, what hilarious tutorials :D

  23. Mickee said:
    On 20 Feb at 10:14 pm

    I did appreciate that they had a Mac department. I’m just saying, there’s Mac and PC users. And many, many people use Macs. They’re assuming everyone uses Windows, and really, Macs are becoming more popular. Mostly due to it’s switch to Intel. 50 million consumers bought Macs in 2006, and over half were new to the OS. It’s the standard for any design or magazine company. So it’s not like Windows is the default OS for the world, and it seemed they assumed this. I should have been asked before led into a conversation where I did not get any support and had to begin over with someone else. But things could have been worse. There could have been no one to help me due to that fact I use Mac OS X.

  24. Sara said:
    On 20 Feb at 11:27 pm

    Happy late b-day to your sister! Also, I am sooo happy to see another review!! YAY

  25. Synergy said:
    On 21 Feb at 1:40 am

    Thanks for pointing out to me, my little spelling error ;)

  26. Mar said:
    On 21 Feb at 1:58 am

    Everytime I read “My name is Jem and I’m a l33t PHP ninja.” Ty saw that and laughed. And he doesn’t even know what PHP is. But he’s a gamer nerd so he thought the l33t ninja part was amusing.

  27. Jennifer said:
    On 21 Feb at 2:23 am

    I have to agree with Becky … those content do resembled Kayla’s old tutorials site a lot(I used some of her tutorials back in my wordpress n00b days). Hm…

  28. Yoru said:
    On 21 Feb at 1:50 pm

    I’m wondering why people have to put up sites like that. In fact, the whole tutorial site thing deem pointless to me. Internet is in itself a vast source of tutorials. If one has to find instructions on the usage of a particular software, they could just search them up and an official forum would most likely appear where more credible and professional people could help them. Unless a person is an expert, I guess he/she is just wasting web space by creating nuissance tutorial sites. Btw, your sister is such a lucky one to have a rich big sister! I have two younger sisters and as much as I wish to provide them cool stuff, I just can’t afford a gadget such as that.

  29. Carly said:
    On 23 Feb at 2:37 am

    A Pink DS Lite? Wow, what a lucky girl, you spoilt her! I wish you were my sister!