Caption This

hex has a mouse

I’ll link to the website of the person who submits the best caption in my sidebar (Asides)…

In other news: there is no other news. I’ve been working on tutorialtastic all weekend, including adding the rate functionality I talked about in my last TT post.

53 comments so far

  1. Rachael said:
    On 25 Nov at 10:01 pm

    I think he’s saying something really Snoop-Dogg stylee… like “Fo’ shizzle” or whatever that means. *won’t be getting a link in Jem’s sidebar*

  2. Jem said:
    On 25 Nov at 10:05 pm

    I was thinking something icanhascheezburger style.. like “my mouse; let me show you it” But I’m so good at the captioning either :S

  3. Ashley said:
    On 25 Nov at 10:08 pm

    “Bloody hell. I killed the damn thing. Oh well. Now where are Jem’s pants….” *shrugs* I don’t know. :D

  4. Vasili said:
    On 25 Nov at 10:09 pm

    “He’s mine, all mine” …? My crappy quote xD

  5. Stephanie said:
    On 25 Nov at 10:14 pm

    Haha, that reminds me of those Neopets Caption Competitions… which I never won… “I’m watching you… four days… [he kind of reminds me of the Ring… like the angle he’s in and the angle of his paws…]” And you probably realize why I never won those caption competitions xP Anyway, lovely job on tutorialtastic =] I used your layout centering cheat. Oh, and I was reading your comment policy -I love the “I am not interested in penis enlargements, viagra, or poker.” Completely agreed -I get all these spam comments for those or something for like sports trading cards o_O

  6. Chantal said:
    On 25 Nov at 10:22 pm

    “I haz mouze…You be next….” (yes all spelling mistakes and bad grammar included hahaha)

  7. Ad Tracker said:
    On 25 Nov at 10:24 pm

    Dogs have masters, cats have staff. The caption is, “This one’s done, bring me a live one.”

  8. Rachael said:
    On 25 Nov at 10:38 pm

    How about… “Urgh! I just sneezed a giant big red ball of fur!”

  9. Ben said:
    On 25 Nov at 10:47 pm

    “Look what ekuipments I has to putz up with?” Kinda random. I know. “The force is with you”? Haha, it looks like Hex is too lazy to reach the mouse and trying to use physic powers to move it.

  10. Hannah said:
    On 25 Nov at 10:54 pm

    with inspiration from my notorious kitty talk: “say oh, iss my lil fwend. we likes to play, momma. buh shumtimes he plays too wuff. say dah. and somebudy gess huhrt.” translating into: “Oh, it’s my little friend. We like to play, momma. But sometimes he plays too rough. Yeah. And somebody gets hurt.”

  11. Amelie said:
    On 25 Nov at 10:54 pm

    “What you lookin’ at?”

  12. Hannah said:
    On 25 Nov at 11:03 pm

    By the way, your cat is beautiful! He looks very soft and cuddly. :)

  13. Teesee said:
    On 25 Nov at 11:09 pm

    “It’s not dead. Just sleeping. Honest.” Usually just read your posts but your cat is too cute not to comment :)

  14. Pointless Rambler said:
    On 25 Nov at 11:24 pm

    “CANIHASCHEEZBURGERNOW, this mouse sucks” .. lame

  15. Aaron said:
    On 25 Nov at 11:42 pm

    “I brought u this mouse. Cheezburger now?” … I suck at this. :P

  16. Lene said:
    On 25 Nov at 11:43 pm

    “I can kick mouze butt”

  17. Crystal said:
    On 25 Nov at 11:47 pm

    WHADDU MEAN THERE IZ MEAL QUOTA?! JEM!!

  18. B. said:
    On 25 Nov at 11:50 pm

    My name is Turner, Hex Turner.

  19. Louise said:
    On 25 Nov at 11:58 pm

    Dis mouse not fait back. What can u do?

  20. Rosemarie said:
    On 26 Nov at 12:00 am

    Well, he’s totally trying to seduce you by offering you a red fuzzy gift. Look at those sleepy eyes and the “come hither” paw – seduction at its finest! ….But as for a caption… Well, I suck at captions.

  21. Carly said:
    On 26 Nov at 12:02 am

    After an exhausting half an hour “killing” the catnip mouse… …….”Nap time now… zzzzz” Then Hex uses it as a mini cat pillow!

  22. Sean said:
    On 26 Nov at 12:58 am

    dis mous haz flavor, a flavor it haz it.

  23. Mae said:
    On 26 Nov at 1:25 am

    “I AM BEOCAT! x100,000” eep that’s all I can come up with..

  24. Mari said:
    On 26 Nov at 1:29 am

    I have a few: “You’ll be next,” or “Today this mouse, tomorrow the world,”

  25. Mari said:
    On 26 Nov at 1:36 am

    Oooh, how about “Ya got it, dude,” Sorry for the double post. You can count all three of my captions as submissions.

  26. Christine said:
    On 26 Nov at 2:01 am

    “MOUSE TRIED TO TAKES MY CHEEZBURGER” Adorable kitty, btw!

  27. Alyssa said:
    On 26 Nov at 2:17 am

    “In ur blogz, killin’ ur toyz.” Not so original. 8D Anyone feel free to deviate from mine. I suck at captions.

  28. Bobbi-lee said:
    On 26 Nov at 2:30 am

    I was going to say something like “Im in ur blogz eating ur mouse” but the comment above is similar… All the other ones i try and make up sound stupid. How about: “thiz not cheezburgur!!”

  29. Mackenzie said:
    On 26 Nov at 3:10 am

    It seems as if the best sort of caption may be, “That’s right — I went there”.

  30. Jordan said:
    On 26 Nov at 3:38 am

    “Touch my mouse. I dare you.” :6

  31. Mumblies said:
    On 26 Nov at 5:29 am

    “anyone touches the mouse…I kill them”

  32. Mae said:
    On 26 Nov at 6:06 am

    “you lookin’ at my mouse? Huh? HUH?!” hahaha I suck at giving captions :P

  33. Lils said:
    On 26 Nov at 7:54 am

    “Move over #EE4000! #000000 is back!” I love captions! :P

  34. Grant said:
    On 26 Nov at 9:31 am

    It must be awesome to be like, i want a rating system, and then just through one up seamlessly! I envy you coding skills, and typing actually! haha

  35. Grant said:
    On 26 Nov at 9:52 am

    Caption 1. “You eyeing up my ball” If there were two orange things, ball would be plural. 2. “OMFG WTF are you lookin at, Punk” 3. “1337 Ninja here to stay, just try it!! if i think of anymore i will post them later, yea i know they are probably lame to everyine besides me!

  36. Vera said:
    On 26 Nov at 10:47 am

    I suck a bad spelling (the typo kind), so it might be too correct: Conquering the Intarwebs: one moth ball at a time.

  37. Ning said:
    On 26 Nov at 11:30 am

    “PHP Ninja’s nothing without their boss.” I suck at captions!

  38. Alison said:
    On 26 Nov at 3:24 pm

    “Welcome to my lair, I’ve been expecting you.”

  39. Rammi said:
    On 26 Nov at 5:01 pm

    Erm… “Spin me right round like a mouse, baby.”

  40. Kim said:
    On 26 Nov at 6:10 pm

    I’m having a mouse-burger and fish tonight *licks lips*

  41. Emsz said:
    On 26 Nov at 6:35 pm

    “Has anyone seen my other ball?” Yeah, never really tried this before :P

  42. Chris said:
    On 26 Nov at 6:37 pm

    “Oh fun, another mouse… don’t you give me enough!?” Sorry, he just looks like he’s glaring…

  43. Hev said:
    On 26 Nov at 7:00 pm

    Caption: Ok, Mom I will pose this one time. Is this the come-hither look you want? Remember I get the bowl of cream for this. I can not believe I am doing this, this is so beneath my dignity. :end caption I know, it is corny. But I like it.

  44. Kris said:
    On 26 Nov at 8:24 pm

    oooooh man…. thats some bad mojo…

  45. Jabed said:
    On 26 Nov at 8:26 pm

    ‘Cats…ultimately better than dogs’ :)

  46. Karah said:
    On 26 Nov at 8:28 pm

    “De rat… it is covered in blood. You my dear… you are next.”

  47. Chans said:
    On 26 Nov at 9:29 pm

    “You want some of this?!” Hex looks so much like Sam in this photo! I think they are about the same age. I was looking at the photo at my parents house and mom walked by asking of that was Sam :).

  48. Grax said:
    On 26 Nov at 10:32 pm

    *german accent* “Ve have Veys of making you talk” or better yet: “Ve have veys of making you die”

  49. Ad Tracker said:
    On 27 Nov at 1:33 am

    Thanks, Jem! You received some great responses, thanks for choosing mine and thanks for the link and traffic :)

  50. Michelle said:
    On 27 Nov at 4:29 am

    I’ve a few… Lazy cat is lazy. My squishy toys… Let me show you them. If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next.

  51. Mallory said:
    On 27 Nov at 2:41 pm

    “I am disappointed. You knew I wanted a ball of paper.” Such a cute cat! =D

  52. Brenda said:
    On 25 Jan at 6:47 am

    “I no want fake mouse. Now fetch me real mouse!” :P

  53. Neo said:
    On 09 May at 10:10 am

    hehe, cute cat, lots of great captions guys!