A Post About Karl
I had no idea what to blog about but — not wanting to break my record and the run I’ve been having because of NaBloPoMoLoDoFo (or you know, whatever) — the girls at Snark (i.e. Rachael and Aisling) suggested I post about Karl. So, here are 5 things you may not have known about Karl until today:
- He has naked woman boobies on his desktop. He likes naked woman boobies.
- He’s adamant that he doesn’t like cats, and yet spends quite a lot of time playing with Hex, talking about Hex and so forth. The first thing he does when he gets home from work is pick up the cat and fuss him (note how I come second there).
- He has a little white rabbit teddy that I bought him about a year into our relationship called Mrs. Bunny, and she sits on his bedside table.
- He eats packet ‘instant pasta’ by the bucket-load. He stews it until the pasta swells to about 6 times its size and falls apart on the fork. It’s quite disgusting, actually.
- Due to a bit of a chesty cough/snot thing he’s got going on, he was literally mewing in his sleep last night. Yeah, it’s as odd as it sounds.
Aren’t you all astounded at these marvellous and interesting facts? I’m sure he won’t thank me for sharing them, mind…
Edit (19/Nov): Karl has responded with some facts about me…
Ben said:
On 18 Nov at 10:34 pm
I am sure he would love the attention from all the female (and some male) visitors? o.o That is cute about Mrs. Bunny though :3
Katy said:
On 18 Nov at 10:39 pm
oh no, Karl is definitely not a cat person, hehehe…
Rachael said:
On 18 Nov at 10:43 pm
So he’s not a cat person but he *mews* in his sleep and has a cuddly toy? Sure, yeah, that’s believable… Haha. Poor Karl.
Aisling said:
On 18 Nov at 10:44 pm
My dad is always like, “stupid cats,” but he goes right for them when he arrives home as well. It must be a man “I don’t want to like cute kitties, but secretly, I love them,” thing.
Aaron said:
On 18 Nov at 10:48 pm
That instant pasta stuff is really disgusting… how can he stand eating it?
Rhys said:
On 18 Nov at 10:50 pm
I think I mew in my sleep too, but I don’t have naked boobies on my desktop. Are they classy or pornographic?
Skye said:
On 18 Nov at 10:57 pm
Naked woman boobies, huh? You dont get mad/jealous? If Josh even mentioned another girls boobies, I would. You know. The “hmph; Im not good enough?” feeling.
Grant said:
On 18 Nov at 11:11 pm
Posts sl-owley de-gra-di-n-g-. Karl seems your average man, except the pasta thing, sounds disgusting. As for my desktop! It has “bollocks” on it, no not what you think. heres a link to my desktop picture (SFW) – http://www.happywebbies.com/files/budd-1280×800.gif I like it…
Nathan said:
On 18 Nov at 11:14 pm
Shame on Karl! How can he use that wallpaper?
Carly said:
On 18 Nov at 11:31 pm
Are they your naked women boobies? If not, shame on him!?!
Ashley said:
On 19 Nov at 12:09 am
Ha ha ha! Thanks for the laugh Jem. Karl sounds absolutely wonderful. :)
Hev said:
On 19 Nov at 1:10 am
And Karl hasn’t commented here about this yet? Hmm…maybe he hasn’t seen this yet. Quite interesting, Jem.
Rilla said:
On 19 Nov at 2:06 am
Bah. All (straight) men love naked woman boobies. They’re such cute facts lol.
Bobbi-lee said:
On 19 Nov at 2:22 am
Hah! 1-4 of those are the same as my Carl. Except his Mrs Bunny is called Ralph and it’s a moose. Number 2 is so true, I call our female cat Jasmine “his other girlfriend”.
Julie said:
On 19 Nov at 3:16 am
I always had much respect for people who like boobs.
Kaylee said:
On 19 Nov at 4:23 am
I respect a man that has a bunny rabbit teddy close to him :P
Jordie said:
On 19 Nov at 5:05 am
He has naked woman boobies on his desktop. He likes naked woman boobies. Well, I’d be a bit worried if he liked naked man boobies? o.O
Annie said:
On 19 Nov at 7:15 am
Enlightening facts :P.
Mumblies said:
On 19 Nov at 7:22 am
Hehe all so true (must confess i have yet to see the desktop picture though) What you didn’t tell them was that it’s the same flavour packet pasta every time. for Grant… slo-wly has no e in it, learn to spell dammit!
Brigitte said:
On 19 Nov at 1:01 pm
I still have to write today but I almost missed yesterday, I posted LATE (8 PM instead of 8 AM or something similar). Gulp! Also, lol @ 1 ;3
Stephanie said:
On 19 Nov at 1:23 pm
now, see, what i’m waiting for is the corresponding post on Karl’s blog… ;)
Jem said:
On 19 Nov at 4:32 pm
Don’t give him ideas, Stephanie..
Stephanie said:
On 19 Nov at 6:28 pm
Whaaat? I says nothingggg…
Hev said:
On 19 Nov at 7:13 pm
I am waiting for that posting on Karl’s page also, Stephanie. Cause if you notice he hasn’t commented here at all about this.
Karl said:
On 19 Nov at 8:12 pm
1. Yep. 2. Psh. Not a cat person. 3. Don’t diss the bunny.. 4. My pasta RULES..heh.. 5. I didn’t ASK to be asthmatic, did I…and besides, when cat is asleep between us and has his head in my mouth, I’m not surprised..;) And as for the desktop, I’d have to say classy..excuse the Rabbids, it’s for decency. I have a Microsoft wallpaper powertoy that rotates through a library of them, in all fairness. Not just boobs..LOTS of boobs. Heh. http://sirbendy.co.uk/images/computers/DESKTOP.jpg
Han said:
On 19 Nov at 10:14 pm
ah dear the embarrassing/disgusting things I could tell you about the current man in my life :S
Xuan said:
On 20 Nov at 2:47 am
Interesting. Except for the instant pasta crap, that’s just … just … no. Does it taste like cooked pasta should … ? You’re tempting me to go out and find a guy for myself, just so I can blog about him randomly. Very very randomly. Oh ho ho ho!
Stephanie said:
On 20 Nov at 2:57 am
hee i win :D
Jordie said:
On 21 Nov at 12:24 pm
Karl, wtf is are those things covering up her boobies?
Wonkotsane said:
On 22 Nov at 10:37 pm
1. Yes, he’s always had a penchant for large breasts. There was … no, perhaps not. 2. He always agreed with me that cats are vermin. Can’t believe he now has one in his flat! 3. Ahhhh. 4. Let me guess … blue packets of Macaroni Cheese from Tesco with about half a loaf of the really, really cheap Tesco bread? That – and Heinz Baked Bean Pizza with microwave chips – were the only things he ate back in the day. 5. I seem to remember turning up at his house once and finding him asleep in his car on the drive.