I’ve had a bloody shit day and it can’t end soon enough. What with mail issues for a major client (who I really get on with, so it annoys me on a personal level) that seem to be never ending — despite the fact that everything seems OK at server level — and the gas engineer twat that should be fixing our boiler being a patronising cock, that didn’t seem to believe us when we said HELLO, WE HAVE NO F..KING HEATING I’ve had it up to me bloody ear’oles.

I have cramps caused by a) period (plzdiethx) b) sitting hunched over a keyboard pounding out responses between client and support and a headache caused by too much caffeine because I can’t deal with people without 12 cups of coffee. I’m on a sugar high from chocolate that I’ve eaten to try and combat the stress and relieve PMT which is going to cause a massive crash.. oh, about now, when I’m ready to do the 1.6 mile walk home.

But hey, at least the cat has stopped shitting all over my kitchen floor.

PS. There’s an edited version of BellaBuzz up ready for more testing prior to launch.