The Strangest Thing

What’s the strangest thing you’ve seen while walking/driving down the road?

See, being a place of interest my little village gets a lot of weirdos and other fascinating visitors… but driving home after feeding the guinea pig last night I certainly didn’t expect to see an armoured personnel carrier with tank-style tracks heading in my direction. Driven by a chap in a football shirt, sunglasses and a baseball cap no less.

I’m sorry, but did somebody pick England up and move it a few miles over towards the direction of Iraq?