New Harry Potter Ending

Karl has formulated a truly British alternate HP ending for those of you disappointed by what the last book had to offer:

It flooded, the wands were used to make a raft, all the wands shorted out in the water and opened a gateway into a hitherto unknown dimension, and they were all sucked in.

The end.

It gets 5 stars from me! Simple literary genius.

(I don’t even follow the Harry Potter crap hype and this is the second post I’ve made on it! Jeez. Normal geeky postings will return shortly.)