When I decide to do an unrequested review, even if the site has been suggested to me by someone else, I have to personally find something irritating on the site before I’ll even consider ranting about it. It can be anything that sets me off — bad coding, useless content or an annoying webmaster. So, when I come across a site with all three of those, you’d think it’d be perfect review material?
You’d be wrong. It’s great, for the first few paragraphs! I can let out all of those subtle insults and bad things that have been bubbling in my head all at once.. but then it becomes tedious. There’s only so many times you can say “this is crap” before your review starts to fall apart at the sides.
However, I soldier on. I do my bit to educate the world by providing my sound, solid advice to those who’ll listen. Faced with potential criticism from those who think I either have too much time on my hands or supressed issues from childhood, I stride forwards. Yes, I am brave; I have the courage of a Mountain Lion.. grr. And thus, I bring you: the unrequested review of blueberriez.com.
(Yes, I know it just took me three paragraphs to explain the release of another review. No, I’m not insane, I’m just “on holiday”. By the way, why has nobody ever commented on my use of the word “unrequested” to describe reviews I complete without being asked, when, I don’t think it’s actually a real word? ..apparently it is!)