I was abducted by aliens.
I went on a round the world tour on the back of a donkey.
A giant spider wrapped me in a silken web, and refused to let me go.
I ate too much chocolate, exploded, and have been in hospital having my organs sewn back together.
A portal to another world opened up in my garden, and I’ve been off exploring a different solar system.
…honest.
25 Aug at 6:33 pm
Is this a “delete as applicable” type thing? Multiple choice?
I VOTE NUMBER FOUR!
25 Aug at 6:37 pm
Wow pretty eventful weekend, eh? XD
25 Aug at 6:40 pm
… Because it’s just so damn cool to be wrapped in a silken web :/
Seriously. I wonder what it feels like.
25 Aug at 6:44 pm
All of that, at the same time? Wow o_O.
25 Aug at 6:53 pm
I vote #1
Did they leave scars? Do you feel like there’s something inside your head???
:P
25 Aug at 7:17 pm
I prefer the Nom Nom Nom chocolate :)
25 Aug at 7:22 pm
#2 sounds exciting! :D
25 Aug at 7:49 pm
Sorry I don’t speak pineapple…. lol
seeing as you’re being random – have you seen those nat sweet co adverts? they’re ace!
25 Aug at 8:32 pm
Really?
I RECENTLY DID ALL THE ABOVE TOO!
25 Aug at 9:34 pm
I always thought you were the alien, Jem… *sniffle*
25 Aug at 9:38 pm
I think it’s because you’ve been playing that awesome Twilight Princess game. :)
25 Aug at 10:58 pm
I agree with Sarah about Twilight Princess. :P
25 Aug at 11:35 pm
Summarising: Jem was too lazy :D
26 Aug at 2:34 am
What, you weren’t kidnapped by Al Qaeda units and forced to give Bin Laden non-stop blow jobs?
26 Aug at 7:27 am
A post about your abduction perhaps? :P
26 Aug at 2:44 pm
Love the site :) Sounds like you had an interesting weekend. Didn’t the aliens have a computer for you to use?? How about a donkey with a built-in laptop??
26 Aug at 3:04 pm
Mmmhmmm…
26 Aug at 3:22 pm
Your honesty is greatly appreciated – I think I may have bumped into you in that other world…
26 Aug at 3:45 pm
Wow, so you sure had an adventurous weekend then?
Lol, hope you had fun haha.
xox
26 Aug at 4:48 pm
Wow, your life is much better than mine. I’m busy learning about how buffers in biological systems attract either H+ or OH- ions when they are either too acidic or basic (respectively) to create an equilibrium of the pH within that system… like, with blood!
Going to college makes me boring.
26 Aug at 5:28 pm
#5 sounds fun :D What’s this other solar system like? Is there an Earth there too? :o
26 Aug at 5:53 pm
How did you ever get out of that spider web?
26 Aug at 10:21 pm
I think honesty is the best way, thanks!
27 Aug at 3:21 pm
O_O
i wish that kind of stuff happened to me too ~_~
excpet for the spider thing… spiders Jem? eeek!