I haven’t posted because…
I was abducted by aliens.
I went on a round the world tour on the back of a donkey.
A giant spider wrapped me in a silken web, and refused to let me go.
I ate too much chocolate, exploded, and have been in hospital having my organs sewn back together.
A portal to another world opened up in my garden, and I’ve been off exploring a different solar system.
…honest.
Rachael said:
On 25 Aug at 6:33 pm
Is this a “delete as applicable” type thing? Multiple choice?
I VOTE NUMBER FOUR!
Sarah said:
On 25 Aug at 6:37 pm
Wow pretty eventful weekend, eh? XD
Chaeli said:
On 25 Aug at 6:40 pm
… Because it’s just so damn cool to be wrapped in a silken web :/
Seriously. I wonder what it feels like.
Allee said:
On 25 Aug at 6:44 pm
All of that, at the same time? Wow o_O.
Hanna said:
On 25 Aug at 6:53 pm
I vote #1
Did they leave scars? Do you feel like there’s something inside your head???
:P
Mumblies said:
On 25 Aug at 7:17 pm
I prefer the Nom Nom Nom chocolate :)
Vanesa said:
On 25 Aug at 7:22 pm
#2 sounds exciting! :D
Carly said:
On 25 Aug at 7:49 pm
Sorry I don’t speak pineapple…. lol
seeing as you’re being random – have you seen those nat sweet co adverts? they’re ace!
Aisling said:
On 25 Aug at 8:32 pm
Really?
I RECENTLY DID ALL THE ABOVE TOO!
Rammi said:
On 25 Aug at 9:34 pm
I always thought you were the alien, Jem… *sniffle*
Sarah said:
On 25 Aug at 9:38 pm
I think it’s because you’ve been playing that awesome Twilight Princess game. :)
Vasili said:
On 25 Aug at 10:58 pm
I agree with Sarah about Twilight Princess. :P
Mat said:
On 25 Aug at 11:35 pm
Summarising: Jem was too lazy :D
Amanda said:
On 26 Aug at 2:34 am
What, you weren’t kidnapped by Al Qaeda units and forced to give Bin Laden non-stop blow jobs?
Annie said:
On 26 Aug at 7:27 am
A post about your abduction perhaps? :P
Amy said:
On 26 Aug at 2:44 pm
Love the site :) Sounds like you had an interesting weekend. Didn’t the aliens have a computer for you to use?? How about a donkey with a built-in laptop??
Aaron said:
On 26 Aug at 3:04 pm
Mmmhmmm…
Tony Gee said:
On 26 Aug at 3:22 pm
Your honesty is greatly appreciated – I think I may have bumped into you in that other world…
Hayley said:
On 26 Aug at 3:45 pm
Wow, so you sure had an adventurous weekend then?
Lol, hope you had fun haha.
xox
Stephanie said:
On 26 Aug at 4:48 pm
Wow, your life is much better than mine. I’m busy learning about how buffers in biological systems attract either H+ or OH- ions when they are either too acidic or basic (respectively) to create an equilibrium of the pH within that system… like, with blood!
Going to college makes me boring.
Li said:
On 26 Aug at 5:28 pm
#5 sounds fun :D What’s this other solar system like? Is there an Earth there too? :o
Mari said:
On 26 Aug at 5:53 pm
How did you ever get out of that spider web?
Peter Green said:
On 26 Aug at 10:21 pm
I think honesty is the best way, thanks!
Christine said:
On 27 Aug at 3:21 pm
O_O
i wish that kind of stuff happened to me too ~_~
excpet for the spider thing… spiders Jem? eeek!