I haven’t posted because…

I was abducted by aliens.

I went on a round the world tour on the back of a donkey.

A giant spider wrapped me in a silken web, and refused to let me go.

I ate too much chocolate, exploded, and have been in hospital having my organs sewn back together.

A portal to another world opened up in my garden, and I’ve been off exploring a different solar system.

…honest.

24 comments so far

  1. Rachael said:
    On 25 Aug 2008 at 6:33 pm

    Is this a “delete as applicable” type thing? Multiple choice?

    I VOTE NUMBER FOUR!

  2. Sarah said:
    On 25 Aug 2008 at 6:37 pm

    Wow pretty eventful weekend, eh? XD

  3. Chaeli said:
    On 25 Aug 2008 at 6:40 pm

    … Because it’s just so damn cool to be wrapped in a silken web :/

    Seriously. I wonder what it feels like.

  4. Allee said:
    On 25 Aug 2008 at 6:44 pm

    All of that, at the same time? Wow o_O.

  5. Hanna said:
    On 25 Aug 2008 at 6:53 pm

    I vote #1

    Did they leave scars? Do you feel like there’s something inside your head???

    :P

  6. Mumblies said:
    On 25 Aug 2008 at 7:17 pm

    I prefer the Nom Nom Nom chocolate :)

  7. Vanesa said:
    On 25 Aug 2008 at 7:22 pm

    #2 sounds exciting! :D

  8. Carly said:
    On 25 Aug 2008 at 7:49 pm

    Sorry I don’t speak pineapple…. lol

    seeing as you’re being random – have you seen those nat sweet co adverts? they’re ace!

  9. Aisling said:
    On 25 Aug 2008 at 8:32 pm

    Really?

    I RECENTLY DID ALL THE ABOVE TOO!

  10. Rammi said:
    On 25 Aug 2008 at 9:34 pm

    I always thought you were the alien, Jem… *sniffle*

  11. Sarah said:
    On 25 Aug 2008 at 9:38 pm

    I think it’s because you’ve been playing that awesome Twilight Princess game. :)

  12. Vasili said:
    On 25 Aug 2008 at 10:58 pm

    I agree with Sarah about Twilight Princess. :P

  13. Mat said:
    On 25 Aug 2008 at 11:35 pm

    Summarising: Jem was too lazy :D

  14. Amanda said:
    On 26 Aug 2008 at 2:34 am

    What, you weren’t kidnapped by Al Qaeda units and forced to give Bin Laden non-stop blow jobs?

  15. Annie said:
    On 26 Aug 2008 at 7:27 am

    A post about your abduction perhaps? :P

  16. Amy said:
    On 26 Aug 2008 at 2:44 pm

    Love the site :) Sounds like you had an interesting weekend. Didn’t the aliens have a computer for you to use?? How about a donkey with a built-in laptop??

  17. Aaron said:
    On 26 Aug 2008 at 3:04 pm

    Mmmhmmm…

  18. Tony Gee said:
    On 26 Aug 2008 at 3:22 pm

    Your honesty is greatly appreciated – I think I may have bumped into you in that other world…

  19. Hayley said:
    On 26 Aug 2008 at 3:45 pm

    Wow, so you sure had an adventurous weekend then?
    Lol, hope you had fun haha.
    xox

  20. Stephanie said:
    On 26 Aug 2008 at 4:48 pm

    Wow, your life is much better than mine. I’m busy learning about how buffers in biological systems attract either H+ or OH- ions when they are either too acidic or basic (respectively) to create an equilibrium of the pH within that system… like, with blood!

    Going to college makes me boring.

  21. Li said:
    On 26 Aug 2008 at 5:28 pm

    #5 sounds fun :D What’s this other solar system like? Is there an Earth there too? :o

  22. Mari said:
    On 26 Aug 2008 at 5:53 pm

    How did you ever get out of that spider web?

  23. Peter Green said:
    On 26 Aug 2008 at 10:21 pm

    I think honesty is the best way, thanks!

  24. Christine said:
    On 27 Aug 2008 at 3:21 pm

    O_O

    i wish that kind of stuff happened to me too ~_~

    excpet for the spider thing… spiders Jem? eeek!