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I receive an absolute bucketload of e-mails each and every day. Despite my best (and sometimes worst) intentions, I simply do not have the hours to reply to each and every one whilst maintaining a job, various websites, a family, etc. Please review these very frequently asked questions before continuing:

  • I want to exchange links, can we?
    No. I link to websites that I find amusing, interesting and even sometimes annoying but never because you’ve asked.
  • I am interested in purchasing advertising space on your website — how much?
    I don’t now, and will not ever sell advertising spots on my site. As lucrative as it could be whoring out my blog, my job more than covers the space and bandwidth costs I incur as well as supporting my geek t-shirt habit.
  • Can you help me with [...] bit of code?
    I have, up until very recently, replied to as many help e-mails as possible. However, it’s getting to the point where people are asking me to do things that I’d charge a stranger or client hundreds of pounds to complete. If you can’t find your answer at my tutorial site, please ask at CodeGrrl: at least then the answer will help everyone.
  • Will you review my website?
    Add your site to rev.iew.me and I will endeavour to review it at some point, but I do not currently take requests due to time constraints.
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