Please review these very frequently asked questions before continuing:
I want to exchange links, can we?
No. I link to websites that I find amusing, interesting and even sometimes annoying but never because you’ve asked.
I am interested in purchasing advertising space on your website — how much?
I don’t now, and will not ever sell advertising spots on my site.
Can you help me with [...] bit of code?
I have, up until very recently, replied to as many help e-mails as possible. However, it’s getting to the point where people are asking me to do things that I’d charge a stranger or client hundreds of pounds to complete. Sorry, please find someone else to answer your questions.
Will you review my website?
Add your site to rev.iew.me and I will endeavour to review it at some point, but I do not currently take requests due to time constraints. Donating large sums of money might get me to open a slot in my schedule.
E-mails about the above will be heavily mocked and/or deleted.