hack - Jem – UK blogger

29th March, 2019 | Interwebs, WordPress, WTF

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I love WordPress. I make my living from it. It’s no exaggeration to say that developing WordPress websites has changed my life: it provides me with an income that pays my mortgage and feeds my babies. However, every now and again something happens in the…

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Bit of pic spam from today. A very much needed bre

Bit of pic spam from today. A very much needed break from reality; think we all needed it.

[insert soppy bollocks here]

[insert soppy bollocks here]

Bellends on tour 🤘 Barmouth is deserted. Probab

Bellends on tour 🤘 Barmouth is deserted. Probably because it's fackin' cold. 🤣

I looked out of my window at 18:15 at the pouring

I looked out of my window at 18:15 at the pouring rain and was so incredibly tempted to say 'sod it' and stay home. Glad I didn't, this was one of the best runs I've had in ages.

Made it out to pole this evening. I can't remember

Made it out to pole this evening. I can't remember what this was called, all I can remember is penis pasta and spready teddy. Don't ask 🤷‍♀️ Big thanks to @sabrina_poles who has endless patience for my arsing about in pole class 🤣 Almost look like I know what I'm doing in this one (pissing myself laughing mind you)

Big ol' bowl of self-pity soup to try and clear my

Big ol' bowl of self-pity soup to try and clear my cloudy head. 🤧 This is approximately 90% garlic.

Considering I rely on my internet presence (as a f

Considering I rely on my internet presence (as a freelancer) to survive, I do a crap job of marketing myself. Anyway, here's one of my recent WordPress builds - bespoke theme built on the new Gutenberg editor & heavily customised WooCommerce integration. Let's pretend I'm a professional for a minute and then we can go back to gurning selfies. 🥳 Those aren't my hands btw - thank goodness for mock-up PSDs. (If you don't know what that is, just smile and nod.)

Didn't want to run tonight as the kids have given

Didn't want to run tonight as the kids have given me their cold, but I also didn't want to stay home and listen to my 10 year old moan about her brother, so... (Nice round step count instead of my face because 🤧)