Tag: funny

Best Phishing Mail Ever

I just found this phishing e-mail in my junk box. I find it absolutely hilarious: Subject: This is an official notification from United Kingdom Government For security reasons, you must update your account to protect your bank account from disable. Please Click Here to complete your account update. Click here then click to your bank […]

In Which I Poke Fun at Apple

Mactards. Everyone knows one. They’re not just using an Apple Mac because hey, they just like ’em, they actually think it’s a way of life. They think that because their technology is preceeded by the letter “i”, they are somehow superior. Their operating system doesn’t get viruses. Their MP3 players come in multiple shiny colours. […]

The Disease of the Day is…

I have been off work most of this week with a random mysterious disease. Of course, when I say “random mysterious disease” I actually mean tummy bug, but I quickly discovered that by typing in the symptoms “vomiting” and “diarrhoea” plus “pregnant” into Google, it gives me an estimated remaining lifespan of about 3 days. […]

How Embarrassing

I’ve not long come out of a meeting with a client. Sat down to make a phone call, crossed my legs.. only to realise that the price sticker is still on the bottom of my new(ish) shoes. Oh dear.

A Witty Blog

I found a rather witty blog by way of the .net forum earlier this week. An excerpt; my favourite part so far: Hayley’s cat (interestingly named Cat) is used to a rather expensive brand of catfood, however, she’s recently been forced into eating a Lidle concoction and seems to be suffering no ill effects. The […]

hot boob hypnosis

Any idea what hot boob hypnosis is? No, me either. Yet, it’s one of a few thousand phrases used to find my website last month, and number 9 of a handful I collected while in hysterics last night, especially for your enjoyment (and possible bewilderment). I’ve blanked the swear words, for the sake of the […]

The Sharpest Wit

Seen on the side of a mobile knife-sharpening van: Cutting edge technology I think I found it funnier than I should have. No, I hadn’t been drinking, I am just in a good mood. Everything is funnier when you’re happy. I think some of you emo kids should try it some time, instead of dwelling […]

Best News Story of the Year

Now this one really tickled my funny bone.. Bomb squad officers called in to blow up a suspicious package found it contained a packet of chocolate buttons and a vibrator.(source) I feel sorry for the poor sod who was sat at home waiting for their new toy. Oh, and Karl said something about adding a […]

Daytime Torture

According to Wikipedia, the United Nations Convention Against Torture defines torture as: any act by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person So why is there no mention of daytime television in this article? I’m serious. I’ve been at home today because I feel like I’m dying, […]