|  Parenting

Good Grandpa

My Grandpa has been visiting my sites, look at this lovely comment he left in my guestbook: Well now, there’s a thing! I have been a writer, journalist, editor, etc, for some 40+ years, following in the literary talents of my dear departed mother, whose…

 |  Misc

Cherie Blair?

Apparently Cherie Blair is walking around my college? I wondered who they were on about when they rang to say we had to be in early because we had VIPs walking around. I wish they’d given us a bit of notice.. I could have put…

 |  Geek

Obsessive About Validity

As it’s break time, I was surfing the lib dem/aboutmyvote.co.uk site for information on postal votes, and I noticed an “xhtml” link at the bottom of aboutmyvote.co.uk. Potentially impressive, but somewhat disappointing. I clicked the link and the site does not validate. So, being the…

 |  Geek

Death Upon FrontPage

FrontPage = slow, bloated-code producing piece of shit. What kind of skills will I get from replicating my previous assignment in FrontPage you dumbass curriculum creators? I hereby declare that I fucking HATE Microsoft FrontPage and wish death upon its creator.. or perhaps just FP.…

 |  Interwebs

Review of crash.happy-dagger.net

Reviewed: Anne Site URL: crash.happy-dagger.net Your site immediately reminded me of David Dickinson. You’ve probably never heard of him – but if you look him up on Google images, you should see that he’s a badly tanned, bright orange antiques specialist that unfortunately appears in…

 |  Interwebs

Review of aneesah.pixelled.com

Reviewed: Aneesah Site URL: aneesah.pixelled.com Firstly, my apologies for taking such a long time to get your review finished. Unfortunately, that is the woes of going on holiday not long after I open submissions. A slight error on my part, I think. I’ve said it…

 |  Misc

Homophobia

So, apparently Britney Spears is pregnant. I am not going to predict how well she’ll be able to bring up her child, as only time will tell, however, I’m sure comments like this aren’t going to help: person a: “Hey, my momma kissed Madonna, j00…

 |  Misc

Spring is coming!

Not just fake spring either — like last month — but real spring. I woke up to bird song this morning, and saw a huge fat bumble bee on the way home tonight; zoomed right past my face. I smelled the pollen from a bank…

 |  Interwebs

Review of sledge.sevets.net

Reviewed: Laurie Site URL: sledge.sevets.net I don’t really know what my first impression of your site is. On one hand, I see the lovely background colour – that shade of blue is one of my favourites – yet at the same time there’s a great…

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