Wedding Antics


So who got married last week? Just me? Oh :)


On May 16th at 11:30ish (we were early) Gaz and I officially tied the knot (as they say; no actual knots were tied). In a short and sweet ceremony where I agreed to love and cherish my “awfully” wedded husband, we exchanged rings, had a quick snog then went for yummy grub at my favourite pizza restaurant.

On Saturday night we made it all the more real with a celebration for family and friends who very kindly travelled from as far away as London, Scotland and even Belgium.

We ate a big hog roast, expensive cheeses, locally made cupcakes and the best tasting popcorn I’ve ever eaten from Joe & Seph’s. Seriously, that stuff is adictive. I don’t even eat popcorn normally and now I’m thinking about getting the catering size packs in for “emergencies”.

Music was provided by local band Lost the Plot and was heartily enjoyed by all guests. Huge thanks to these guys for entertaining us all evening, and for playing (by special request) Meghan Trainor’s “All About That Bass”. There’s something particularly amusing about 3 ageing muscians (sorry guys) playing a song about curvy young women.

Here are some of my favourite photos from the night, including one of me dancing like a bellend (for your personal enjoyment):

what kind of dancing is that

team gazza

the look of love

And there are tons more photos are up on Facebook, if you know where to look.

Jem Turner +44(0)7521056376

22 comments so far

  1. Meggan said:
    On May 24, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    I am just so happy for you!

  2. Cindy said:
    On May 24, 2016 at 6:05 pm

    Congrats on what looks like an awesome wedding! You and Gaz both look great (that Pacman suit is amazing, and that dress is stunning on you), and here’s to all the health and happiness <3.

  3. Catherine said:
    On May 24, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    congratulations! I love your dress and gaz’s suit :)

  4. Tiny May said:
    On May 24, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    Congratulations, Jem! <3 Happy for you!

  5. Raison717 said:
    On May 25, 2016 at 10:23 am

    So so happy for you. I was waiting for a post to see more photos as I don’t do Facebook. Many, many congratulations to you both. Wishing you a future full of love and laughter xx

  6. Kya said:
    On May 28, 2016 at 12:53 pm

    Congratulations! :D

  7. Chantelle said:
    On May 31, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    Congratulations! His suit is so cool. It looks like you had a lot of fun.

  8. Helen said:
    On May 31, 2016 at 1:50 pm

    I love this so damn much. Congratulations Jem.

  9. Shola said:
    On June 1, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    Congrats on the knot tying. His suit is cool. Your dress is amazing, — your boobs look really great in it. I’m glad you’re happy and it was a happy day, Jem.

    We’re not FB friends so I can’t see the other pictures but I’m gonna imagine they’re amazing. :)

  10. Andy Parkes said:
    On June 2, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    So far behind on everything i’ve only just spotted this

    Belated congratulations!

  11. Lee said:
    On June 4, 2016 at 9:59 am

    Congratulations to you both, as already mentioned by a few others that suit is fantastic.


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