Mar 22 2008
Proper HTML Like Wot I Does
According to Millie, “Everyone needs to know the proper usage of basic HTML
” and that includes <font face="tahoma"> and <your text here</u>. And don’t forget to customise your blockquote elements with the following snippet:
00px; text-align: left; border-top: 0px dotted #; border-left: 2px solid #000000; border-right: 0px solid #; border-bottom: 0px solid #; padding: 5px; background-color: #ffffff; }
If that doesn’t work for you, you can simply con your visitors into thinking you’re l33t by copying an old tutorialtastic tutorial and changing the wording to suit, redundant s and all.
There you go kiddies, I hope you’ve learnt something today!
37 Responses so far
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Hah. Don’t you just love wannabes, teeny-bopping losers who provide horrific tutorials such as that?
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At least she has a long list of people she credits… sans a few?
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If you’re going to teach someone something, you should at least make sure you’re teaching them correctly.
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Oh thank you! I wanted to start coding me own site, I’m gonna need this. *bookmarks*
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Please do mention that you closed the sarcasm tag, lest some hapless n00b will think this is genuine. How do you find these people?!
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@ Vera: I think Jem has a radar that detects horrible code and e-thieves :P Her other tutorials are just as lulzy, I was going to check them all out but my eyes were in pain.
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Ick, her website is awful. She really has no idea what she’s doing.
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In her defence, she did stop redistributing PAI when I told her to.
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PROPAH YU-SAGE. I really need to properly use my HTML. I’ve never prided myself on understanding programming like this, like how to get text underlined. Oh, dear.
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Oh, she’s a friend of Emily, apparently.
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00px? Just … 00px? Come on. :(
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*stares* Hmm, well, once I resize her text so I can read, I should get on with doing a complete overhaul of my website. I suppose I should throw this CSS out the window and crack out those good ol’ font tags! This made me laugh, which brightened up a rather dull day.
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… would that CSS even WORK?
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*snortOL*
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What’s with the close link on the header image, huh? I can’t read her white text and links on the sidebar. Oh, and in [i]her[/i] tutorial to convert HTML to PHP, she thanks Emily of pixelfx.org! Figures. There’s also this as a closing of the tutorial..
Everyone should [b]back up thier files[/b]
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Apparently she’s blown out 16 candles, so she’s… 7 decimal something years old? It’s such a dumb trend I’ve noticed. If she’s 16, then she’s blown out 1+2+3+4+5+6, etc. candles (136 total xD)
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Mackenzie: not necessarily. Maybe she didn’t blow out candles on all her birthdays :P
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Should I be worried that she actually wiki-linked ENGLAND? Wow…wow. Ahh, Jem. I do admire your ability to keep a cool head through all the thieves. At one of my sites, I catch them rarely and I get irritated.
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Apart from distributing other peoples scripts (Dodos Mail, PHPAskIt) and stating Some I’ve had for quite sometime so I don’t have anyone to credit, if it belongs to you please email. for the downloads section, she supposingly does not know anything about correct HTML. Does that qualify her for the Pants Award? :-)
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Ooops, part of my comment was actually a quote from her site:
Some I’ve had for quite sometime so I don’t have anyone to credit, if it belongs to you please email.
Credits expires, according to her ;-) -
Wow. People never cease to amaze – disappoint? disgust? – me.
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I felt funny. I actually thought that her site looked nice from my first sight but now it’s hilarious. That CSS and
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I LOLed. Now I’m feeling kind of nauseous… But GOD, that site really is awful.
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LOL. Aparrently we’re “talking trash about her site”, according to her latest comment. So criticism = trash now? Nice.
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I can’t stand that site.
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LOL. I’m glad I always stuck to Lissa Explains to learn things rather than venturing onto these teenybopper sites.
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Ph33r her HTML skillz, y0! But at least she closed her “img src” tags with a slash, right? :P
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The girl’s practically the fountain of freaking knowledge. I want to build a website solely based on her wise words.
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This is just what I needed to give me a kick up the butt to revamp my website… Note to self: Excessively small, unreadable text does not make a website any better…
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The only thing I liked about her site was her banner, until I read her ‘past layouts’ page and saw that it was created by someone else (on deviantart). I doubt she asked for permission, it doesn’t say she did.
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Omg, thx Jem 4 teh tipz!!!1!one!! No really, I’m totally using that blockquote snippet. >.>
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That hurt me, so bad.
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I can’t stand that site.
@Maryann: your tutorials are just as shit. -
I like to envision Jem like this giant beautiful Spider Queen lady surrounded by crystals and gems and sparkly stuff w/ this vast network of shimmery webs and what not that extend through out the interweb and reverberate information back to her… it makes a pretty picture in my head XD
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what????? wooosh
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I like to envision Jem like this giant beautiful Spider Queen lady
*obnoxious* Is she wearing clothes? Millie can be her dragonfly slave. And we’ll all be her happy spider minions.
