Proper HTML Like Wot I Does
According to Millie, "Everyone needs to know the proper usage of basic HTML
" and that includes <font face="tahoma"> and <your text here</u>. And don't forget to customise your blockquote elements with the following snippet:
00px; text-align: left; border-top: 0px dotted #; border-left: 2px solid #000000; border-right: 0px solid #; border-bottom: 0px solid #; padding: 5px; background-color: #ffffff; }
If that doesn't work for you, you can simply con your visitors into thinking you're l33t by copying an old tutorialtastic tutorial and changing the wording to suit, redundant s and all.
There you go kiddies, I hope you've learnt something today!
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On Sat 22nd Mar 2008 @ 22:08, Kristine said:
Hah. Don't you just love wannabes, teeny-bopping losers who provide horrific tutorials such as that?
On Sat 22nd Mar 2008 @ 22:09, TBQ said:
At least she has a long list of people she credits... sans a few?
On Sat 22nd Mar 2008 @ 22:35, Rachael said:
If you're going to teach someone something, you should at least make sure you're teaching them correctly.
On Sat 22nd Mar 2008 @ 22:55, Julie said:
Oh thank you! I wanted to start coding me own site, I'm gonna need this. *bookmarks*
On Sat 22nd Mar 2008 @ 23:02, Vera said:
Please do mention that you closed the sarcasm tag, lest some hapless n00b will think this is genuine. How do you find these people?!
On Sat 22nd Mar 2008 @ 23:49, Lene said:
@ Vera: I think Jem has a radar that detects horrible code and e-thieves
Her other tutorials are just as lulzy, I was going to check them all out but my eyes were in pain.
On Sat 22nd Mar 2008 @ 23:58, Sarah said:
Ick, her website is awful. She really has no idea what she's doing.
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 00:10, Amelie said:
In her defence, she did stop redistributing PAI when I told her to.
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 00:14, Shannon said:
PROPAH YU-SAGE. I really need to properly use my HTML. I've never prided myself on understanding programming like this, like how to get text underlined. Oh, dear.
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 00:26, Julie said:
Oh, she's a friend of Emily, apparently.
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 01:53, Jenny said:
00px? Just ... 00px? Come on.
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 03:22, Aaron said:
*stares* Hmm, well, once I resize her text so I can read, I should get on with doing a complete overhaul of my website. I suppose I should throw this CSS out the window and crack out those good ol' font tags! This made me laugh, which brightened up a rather dull day.
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 03:29, Nyx said:
... would that CSS even WORK?
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 03:30, Stephanie said:
*snortOL*
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 03:59, Ilona said:
What's with the close link on the header image, huh? I can't read her white text and links on the sidebar. Oh, and in [i]her[/i] tutorial to convert HTML to PHP, she thanks Emily of pixelfx.org! Figures. There's also this as a closing of the tutorial.. [quote]Everyone should [b]back up thier files[/b][/quote]
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 04:33, Mackenzie said:
Apparently she's blown out 16 candles, so she's... 7 decimal something years old? It's such a dumb trend I've noticed. If she's 16, then she's blown out 1+2+3+4+5+6, etc. candles (136 total
)
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 06:13, Vera said:
Mackenzie: not necessarily. Maybe she didn't blow out candles on all her birthdays
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 07:06, Rachel said:
Should I be worried that she actually wiki-linked ENGLAND? Wow...wow. Ahh, Jem. I do admire your ability to keep a cool head through all the thieves. At one of my sites, I catch them rarely and I get irritated.
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 09:05, Daniela said:
Apart from distributing other peoples scripts (Dodos Mail, PHPAskIt) and stating Some I've had for quite sometime so I don't have anyone to credit, if it belongs to you please email. for the downloads section, she supposingly does not know anything about correct HTML. Does that qualify her for the Pants Award? :-)
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 09:08, Daniela said:
Ooops, part of my comment was actually a quote from her site: [quote]Some I've had for quite sometime so I don't have anyone to credit, if it belongs to you please email.[/quote] Credits expires, according to her ;-)
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 09:49, Aimee said:
Wow. People never cease to amaze - disappoint? disgust? - me.
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 13:41, Baohan said:
I felt funny. I actually thought that her site looked nice from my first sight but now it's hilarious. That CSS and
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 13:53, Xuan said:
I LOLed. Now I'm feeling kind of nauseous... But GOD, that site really is awful.
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 14:46, Ann said:
LOL. Aparrently we're "talking trash about her site", according to her latest comment. So criticism = trash now? Nice.
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 14:55, Maryann said:
I can't stand that site.
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 15:04, Annie said:
LOL. I'm glad I always stuck to Lissa Explains to learn things rather than venturing onto these teenybopper sites.
On Sun 23rd Mar 2008 @ 20:45, Robmarie said:
Ph33r her HTML skillz, y0! But at least she closed her "img src" tags with a slash, right?
On Mon 24th Mar 2008 @ 13:11, Lil said:
The girl's practically the fountain of freaking knowledge. I want to build a website solely based on her wise words.
On Mon 24th Mar 2008 @ 17:47, Rammi said:
This is just what I needed to give me a kick up the butt to revamp my website... Note to self: Excessively small, unreadable text does not make a website any better...
On Mon 24th Mar 2008 @ 18:18, Zatanna said:
The only thing I liked about her site was her banner, until I read her 'past layouts' page and saw that it was created by someone else (on deviantart). I doubt she asked for permission, it doesn't say she did.
On Mon 24th Mar 2008 @ 21:28, Melissa said:
Omg, thx Jem 4 teh tipz!!!1!one!! No really, I'm totally using that blockquote snippet. >.>
On Tue 25th Mar 2008 @ 17:49, Mike Haddad said:
That hurt me, so bad.
On Tue 25th Mar 2008 @ 20:57, Jem said:
[quote] I can't stand that site.[/quote] @Maryann: your tutorials are just as shit.
On Wed 26th Mar 2008 @ 15:36, Christine said:
I like to envision Jem like this giant beautiful Spider Queen lady surrounded by crystals and gems and sparkly stuff w/ this vast network of shimmery webs and what not that extend through out the interweb and reverberate information back to her... it makes a pretty picture in my head
On Thu 27th Mar 2008 @ 14:21, vic said:
what????? wooosh
On Sat 29th Mar 2008 @ 04:09, Niki said:
[quote] I like to envision Jem like this giant beautiful Spider Queen lady[/quote] *obnoxious* Is she wearing clothes? Millie can be her dragonfly slave. And we'll all be her happy spider minions.