Gordon Brown Says Nah
I am sure the majority of you are absolutely oblivious to the fact that there's been a bit of excitement (hah) in British politics this past week or so. Rumours were flying about whether or not our PM — Gordon Brown — would call a general election or not. Brown (rightfully so, in my opinion) decided not to call an election and now his main rival David Cameron (that chap with the huge white undies who said that divorcing parents created an underclass) has decided that in doing so, Brown is "treating the British people as fools".
Actually — and I don't even like Gordon Brown — I think it's Cameron treating the nation as fools. By making derogatory remarks about our PM he's trying to undermine the confidence in those who believe in Brown's abilities. A low tactic to make himself seem like some sort of superior choice and therefore worth voting for, that will only work on those with less than 2 brain cells to rub together. It almost reminds me of the school yard from my early years.
It's all a load of bollocks of course, and I think I should become the next Prime Minister. I wouldn't have to vote for either of them then. My policies would include free pants awards for all where necessary, and compulsory subscription to the jemjabella feed. Sounds like a good plan to me.
On Wed 3rd Oct 2007 @ 07:09, Stephanie said:
ehh. i think they both suck. sometimes even the lesser of the two evils is still too evil...
On Sun 7th Oct 2007 @ 21:15, Kaylee said:
I would move to Britain just to vote for you
On Sun 7th Oct 2007 @ 21:29, Peter Green said:
It is all a load of bollocks! Even more so if you agree with the film Zeitgeist www.zeitgeistmovie.com which is a free video about the powers way above the governments.
On Sun 7th Oct 2007 @ 21:36, Emsz said:
Vote JEM!
Isn't politics usually mud slinging? General Election, is that when you get to decide if you want Brown as a PM or not? (Not very familiar with the term 
)
On Sun 7th Oct 2007 @ 21:59, Amelie said:
I'd vote for you. Brown and Cameron are a bunch of idiots trying to play the "I'm-better-than-you-because" game. Boooooooooooooooooooooring
On Sun 7th Oct 2007 @ 22:15, Catherine said:
Jem for Internet Prime Minister! Maybe just "Jem for Net-PM", as it has a slightly better, but bad, rhyme to it.
On Sun 7th Oct 2007 @ 22:16, Carly said:
Can I be second in commend...?
On Sun 7th Oct 2007 @ 22:16, Carly said:
command, I mean ^
On Sun 7th Oct 2007 @ 22:39, Rachael said:
I wouldn't want you to be PM, sorry. I don't think you'd give us car-drivers what we're after.
On Mon 8th Oct 2007 @ 00:11, Aimee said:
All politics are rubbish, whether it's Brown v. Cameron, or Bush v. Gore, or the local mayors of a village - it's all self-fulfilling rubbish. So frustrating, really, and really puts a damper on the whole representative-government concept that everyone raves is a fantastic development in modern times. Sure, it's better than monarchy, but it is hardly near perfect. Sigh!
On Mon 8th Oct 2007 @ 00:18, Jordie said:
As long as I get to be your second-in-command.
On Mon 8th Oct 2007 @ 01:14, Aisling said:
Whoot, politics! How about you become the PM of Britain, and I will become the PM of Canada and together we will rule the world! (In our respective countries, of course, but with the U.S. no longer in a super power position). We can appoint our cabinet members, who can also be Snark members! And we'll hold our cabinet meetings on Snark. It'll be great.
On Mon 8th Oct 2007 @ 03:00, Stephanie said:
Sounds like a game of "anything you can do i can do better."
On Mon 8th Oct 2007 @ 06:46, Annie said:
There's politicians for you - they say the darnedest things
. No offence but you're too honest to be a Prime Minister 
.
On Mon 8th Oct 2007 @ 07:18, Mumblies said:
No matter who you vote for, the government always wins. I say "Vote Jem" hehe
On Mon 8th Oct 2007 @ 08:59, Han said:
I have to say I think David Cameron is a smarmy bastard! I don't like Gordon Brown either but hes better than Cameron!
On Mon 8th Oct 2007 @ 09:45, Kelly said:
Jem - stand for Parliament. I'll vote for you.
On Mon 8th Oct 2007 @ 11:05, Tanya said:
I can't comment too freely because I don't want to be dooced, but I can say that Gordon has royally pissed off most of the party. Along with many others, I was forced to cancel a holiday at the eleventh hour and pull thirteen hour days every day last week because we were told there was going to be an election on November 1. And yeah I have to agree, the House of Commons reminds me of a giant schoolyard most days. Will we see Cameron's undies featured in a future pants award?
On Mon 8th Oct 2007 @ 11:07, Kim said:
lol. I'd vote for you!
On Mon 8th Oct 2007 @ 21:27, Hayley said:
See I think he should have called an election. I still think Cameron's a twat and I don't expecially like Brown but the Prime Minister should be the choice of the country (idiots that most of them are) and not a bunch of dodgy politicians who vote against anything that reveals their earnings and/or cuts their wages. Brown saying he wants a chance to prove himself is ridiculous, you don't get to try-out for PM.
On Mon 8th Oct 2007 @ 21:32, Jem said:
@Hayley: I agree that PM should be the choice of the people, it was one think I said when I first heard Tony Blair was stepping down. However, when presented between the choice of Brown and Cameron, what is the choice of the people going to achieve? Which is the lesser of the two evils?
On Tue 9th Oct 2007 @ 09:10, Hayley said:
Depends. I threw a paddy over the tax-breaks for married couples and all the crap over children needing two parents but when the Conservatives said they'd scrap ID cards, they pretty much got my instant backing. I wouldn't say Brown is the lesser of two evils though they do say better the devil you know.
On Sun 14th Oct 2007 @ 19:41, Mike Haddad said:
I enjoy British politics so very much. You're politicians are so fiesty.