ME: Please do not leave junk reviews on sites simply because you do not wish to review them properly. Commercial sites ARE allowed on rev.iew.me

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Jessi: Okay, I just don't think it's proper. Have you seen the site?

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ME: Do you own this site? Have you in any way contributed to the coding or upkeep of this site?

No?

Then you do not get to decide what is proper.

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Jessi: Okay, never said that. :] Just asked if you'd seen it. And I really don't care if you delete my account or not. I'd actually be very happy if you did ;) since I've looked all over the site and finally found out that i can't delete my own account. ;__;

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ME: Excuse me while I roll my eyes.

How old are you, 4?

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Jessi: No, do you have a problem with me asking for an account deletion?! Do you not know how?

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Me: LOL 

Read the help: http://rev.iew.me/help

I'm sure that's not beyond you...

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Jessi: I put that in a previous message that I ALREADY read that.

*clears throat*

If you make a site like this again, I suggest making it possible for yourself to delete accounts.

Because I already told you that I read that. I KNEW I couldn't delete it myself. It's not that hard to understand. But whatever. I'll just stop replying to messages. :]

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Me: If you read the help, why did you ask again? Please tell me you're not THAT stupid.

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Jessi: Because I already DID what the help told me to do, and I want to stop receiving messages. I see where that can get confusing. But I read it. I understand. But if there's no way to delete accounts, that's a bit crazy.

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Me: Try not sending messages - I find that's normally a good start.

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At this point I emptied her account of personally identifiable information (the minimum that is required of me) and changed her password so that she wouldn't be bothered by her account any longer.