jemjabella - ultimately better than you

I haven’t posted because…

I was abducted by aliens.

I went on a round the world tour on the back of a donkey.

A giant spider wrapped me in a silken web, and refused to let me go.

I ate too much chocolate, exploded, and have been in hospital having my organs sewn back together.

A portal to another world opened up in my garden, and I’ve been off exploring a different solar system.

…honest.

Aug 25th, 08 @ 19:29 · Rambling

24 comments on “I haven’t posted because…”

On August 25th, 08 @ 7:33 pm, Rachael wrote:
Is this a “delete as applicable” type thing? Multiple choice?

I VOTE NUMBER FOUR!
On August 25th, 08 @ 7:37 pm, Sarah wrote:
Wow pretty eventful weekend, eh? XD
On August 25th, 08 @ 7:40 pm, Chaeli wrote:
… Because it’s just so damn cool to be wrapped in a silken web :/

Seriously. I wonder what it feels like.
On August 25th, 08 @ 7:44 pm, Allee wrote:
All of that, at the same time? Wow o_O.
On August 25th, 08 @ 7:53 pm, Hanna wrote:
I vote #1

Did they leave scars? Do you feel like there’s something inside your head???
On August 25th, 08 @ 8:17 pm, Mumblies wrote:
I prefer the Nom Nom Nom chocolate
On August 25th, 08 @ 8:22 pm, Vanesa wrote:
#2 sounds exciting!
On August 25th, 08 @ 8:49 pm, Carly wrote:
Sorry I don’t speak pineapple…. lol

seeing as you’re being random - have you seen those nat sweet co adverts? they’re ace!
On August 25th, 08 @ 9:32 pm, Aisling wrote:
Really?

I RECENTLY DID ALL THE ABOVE TOO!
On August 25th, 08 @ 10:34 pm, Rammi wrote:
I always thought you were the alien, Jem… *sniffle*
On August 25th, 08 @ 10:38 pm, Sarah wrote:
I think it’s because you’ve been playing that awesome Twilight Princess game.
On August 25th, 08 @ 11:58 pm, Vasili wrote:
I agree with Sarah about Twilight Princess.
On August 26th, 08 @ 12:35 am, Mat wrote:
Summarising: Jem was too lazy
On August 26th, 08 @ 3:34 am, Amanda wrote:
What, you weren’t kidnapped by Al Qaeda units and forced to give Bin Laden non-stop blow jobs?
On August 26th, 08 @ 8:27 am, Annie wrote:
A post about your abduction perhaps?
On August 26th, 08 @ 3:44 pm, Amy wrote:
Love the site Sounds like you had an interesting weekend. Didn’t the aliens have a computer for you to use?? How about a donkey with a built-in laptop??
On August 26th, 08 @ 4:04 pm, Aaron wrote:
Mmmhmmm…
On August 26th, 08 @ 4:22 pm, Tony Gee wrote:
Your honesty is greatly appreciated - I think I may have bumped into you in that other world…
On August 26th, 08 @ 4:45 pm, Hayley wrote:
Wow, so you sure had an adventurous weekend then?
Lol, hope you had fun haha.
xox
On August 26th, 08 @ 5:48 pm, Stephanie wrote:
Wow, your life is much better than mine. I’m busy learning about how buffers in biological systems attract either H+ or OH- ions when they are either too acidic or basic (respectively) to create an equilibrium of the pH within that system… like, with blood!

Going to college makes me boring.
On August 26th, 08 @ 6:28 pm, Li wrote:
#5 sounds fun What’s this other solar system like? Is there an Earth there too?
On August 26th, 08 @ 6:53 pm, Mari wrote:
How did you ever get out of that spider web?
On August 26th, 08 @ 11:21 pm, Peter Green wrote:
I think honesty is the best way, thanks!
On August 27th, 08 @ 4:21 pm, Christine wrote:
O_O

i wish that kind of stuff happened to me too ~_~

excpet for the spider thing… spiders Jem? eeek!

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