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Dirty Slimy Buggers

You know you’re officially insane when you find yourself wandering around the garden in your slippers, clutching eggshells and a bag of cheap porridge oats, all the while screeching “I’ll get you, ya buggers”.

Jul 29th, 08 @ 20:26 · Funny, Hobbies

23 comments on “Dirty Slimy Buggers”

On July 29th, 08 @ 8:28 pm, Sarah wrote:
Erm… okay. *Steps away slowly*
On July 29th, 08 @ 8:28 pm, Rachael wrote:
Are you a witch? o_O

WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?
On July 29th, 08 @ 8:31 pm, Melissa wrote:
O_o I can only imagine…
On July 29th, 08 @ 8:33 pm, Allee wrote:
Slippers, egg shells, and a bag of cheap porridge oats.

Is this one of those Harry Potter things?
On July 29th, 08 @ 8:52 pm, Mimi wrote:
I’m picturing the image in my head and I find it extremely amusing o_O
On July 29th, 08 @ 8:56 pm, Chantal wrote:
Oooh, you got them snails going on?

That’s the first thing coming to mind with the Dirty Slimy Buggers title.

Unless there are other Dirty Slimy Buggers …..
On July 29th, 08 @ 9:01 pm, Jem wrote:
You’re on the right track, Chantal.
On July 29th, 08 @ 9:06 pm, Katy wrote:
slugs! ick. get the salt on them…
On July 29th, 08 @ 9:35 pm, Teesee wrote:
Salt on a slug is evil. It melts their skin and they go all goopy… not that’d I know
On July 29th, 08 @ 9:49 pm, Sean wrote:
Sorry this is off topic but I am Sean Sarah’s husband and I got here by using stumble life is weird sometimes
On July 29th, 08 @ 10:55 pm, Catherine wrote:
I knew it was slugs as soon as I finished reading. Shouldn’t you be using salt? I thought salt made slugs expload. I mean unless you’re not out to kill them
On July 29th, 08 @ 11:16 pm, Vanesa wrote:
Oh, I thought “buggers” was “burgers”! 0_o I pictured hamburgers before I re-read the title, thinking “What’s a dirty slimy burger?”
On July 30th, 08 @ 2:44 am, Hadeel wrote:
Alrighty then…
On July 30th, 08 @ 5:04 am, Tracey wrote:
Jem, are you turning into a crazy cat lady?!?!
On July 30th, 08 @ 8:57 am, Jem wrote:
Shouldn’t you be using salt? I thought salt made slugs expload.

Salt is best for getting rid of them, but you can only apply it directly to the slug. These little shits hide until I’ve gone to bed and then come out to devour my crops.
On July 30th, 08 @ 9:25 am, Jabed wrote:
We buy this wierd blue kinda pesticide thingy that lures the snails/slugs and once they eat them, BANG they are bye bye ^____^
On July 30th, 08 @ 9:36 am, Mumblies wrote:
Apart from the obvious, salt would also contaminate the soil and kill off the plants Hang in there Jem, between us we will overpower these demon slugs and get rid of them.
On July 30th, 08 @ 11:18 am, Julie wrote:
Several relatives with gardens has made me guess what you were doing immediately.

My grandmother actually removes bugs from her potato plants manually. She drowns them (they’re not snails, though).
On July 30th, 08 @ 1:45 pm, fran wrote:
You could try Inserting a pint glass flush into the ground (ideally within a very slightly wider flower pot or similar container, for easy removal) and fill it with cheap ale, leaving an inch or two of space at the top. You will find 72 drowned slugs in there before the week is out and then have the pleasure of emptying it.

Or go out at dusk with a pair of scissors and a strong constitution.
On July 30th, 08 @ 3:22 pm, Niki wrote:
*imagines Jem walking around in slippers, clutching eggshells and a bag of cheap porridge oats*

Sounds fun! 8D
On July 30th, 08 @ 6:13 pm, Joey wrote:
Lmao Jem.
I’ve only been a visitor of your blog for a few days and if this is what you do on a day to day basis, then I’m really freaked out :).
On July 30th, 08 @ 7:07 pm, Stephanie wrote:
So now you’re not only old, but you’re insane?

Oh Jem. I think you may have advanced dementia
On July 30th, 08 @ 10:03 pm, Kaytlin wrote:
I thought of gnomes from Harry Potter
I’m such a loser. Hahaha.
Slugs are gross though, hope you get rid of them soon!

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