I was abducted by aliens.
I went on a round the world tour on the back of a donkey.
A giant spider wrapped me in a silken web, and refused to let me go.
I ate too much chocolate, exploded, and have been in hospital having my organs sewn back together.
A portal to another world opened up in [...]
Hi-dee-ho!
No thanks to the 150 or so spam messages in my inbox, here I am, online at last. Apparently I pissed someone off enough for them to want to sign my e-mail address up to 100+ newsletters. I’m guessing they didn’t count on the fact that in 3 clicks, I could run a [...]
You know it’s funny, I was contemplating taking part in the NaBloPoMo again this year, and yet here I am barely able to update once a week, let alone once a frickin’ day!
It’s not necessarily for any set reason; work has slowed down a little — at least enough for my keyboard to stop melting [...]
You know you’re officially an old lady when you start collecting empty glass jars, because they might come in handy. Worse, when someone questions why you have said empty glass jars, you feel inclined to justify their purpose… because chucking them in the recycling bin would be too painful by far.
Just shoot me now.
I learnt a long time ago that if you have an opinion, any opinion, there’s always going to be someone who disagrees. If you have a strong opinion, there will be even more people who disagree. The louder you voice it, the more people will find reason to criticise it. Of course, this is not [...]
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