Archive for the ‘Drama’ Category

How to Look Like a Total Twat

Step one: Go to your local friendly coding help request forum, e.g. CodeGrrl. Staffed voluntarily, out of enjoyment of the subject matter.
Step two: Only ever post requests for help
Step three: Leave abuse — because Googling “implementing a php captcha” is too damned strenuous.
Tada! Steps complete: you now look like a cunt.

Someone Want To Fill Me In?

I’ve just got online — it’s 7:30pm — after having spent most of the afternoon in garden centre type places looking for plants for my front garden. It’s north-facing so shadowy and damp most of the time, which presented a bit of a problem (I’ve brought back some Fuschia).
Anyway, upon opening my inbox I find [...]

Seen on a Forum

Backstory.. I’m being insulted, and called a boy (again) because I dared criticise xoxmariah.com’s shitty excuse for a website. A few people add their tuppence worth, some of which I’m saving for another day, and then…

Person A: “I know! Jem thinks she’s a smart ass know it all. She is a meany! I know a [...]

Respect When It’s Convenient

As some of you may or may not know, the recently opened Neonglow forums have a celebrity-based header. I criticised this not long after it was opened and the general response from the admin (Becky/Sarai/Brent) can be summarised as “we don’t care”. Y’all know I don’t agree with copyright infringement but as I have no [...]

Funny Quote of the Day

Crystal on 15 Feb 2008 12:05 am
I can think of one owner of a popular site who thinks she’s the shit and it drives me nuts!!!
Every time I go to her site I’m like “aahhh” she’s such bitch just because she’s a pro at coding. The funny thing about it is she doesn’t even post [...]