Caption This

hex has a mouse

I’ll link to the website of the person who submits the best caption in my sidebar (Asides)…

In other news: there is no other news. I’ve been working on tutorialtastic all weekend, including adding the rate functionality I talked about in my last TT post.


53 comments on “Caption This”

  1. Rachael

    I think he’s saying something really Snoop-Dogg stylee… like “Fo’ shizzle” or whatever that means. *won’t be getting a link in Jem’s sidebar*

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 10:01 pm
  2. Jem

    I was thinking something icanhascheezburger style.. like “my mouse; let me show you it” But I’m so good at the captioning either :S

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 10:05 pm
  3. Ashley

    “Bloody hell. I killed the damn thing. Oh well. Now where are Jem’s pants….” *shrugs* I don’t know. :D

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 10:08 pm
  4. Vasili

    “He’s mine, all mine” …? My crappy quote xD

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 10:09 pm
  5. Stephanie

    Haha, that reminds me of those Neopets Caption Competitions… which I never won… “I’m watching you… four days… [he kind of reminds me of the Ring... like the angle he's in and the angle of his paws...]” And you probably realize why I never won those caption competitions xP Anyway, lovely job on tutorialtastic =] I used your layout centering cheat. Oh, and I was reading your comment policy -I love the “I am not interested in penis enlargements, viagra, or poker.” Completely agreed -I get all these spam comments for those or something for like sports trading cards o_O

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 10:14 pm
  6. Chantal

    “I haz mouze…You be next….” (yes all spelling mistakes and bad grammar included hahaha)

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 10:22 pm
  7. Ad Tracker

    Dogs have masters, cats have staff. The caption is, “This one’s done, bring me a live one.”

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 10:24 pm
  8. Rachael

    How about… “Urgh! I just sneezed a giant big red ball of fur!”

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 10:38 pm
  9. Ben

    “Look what ekuipments I has to putz up with?” Kinda random. I know. “The force is with you”? Haha, it looks like Hex is too lazy to reach the mouse and trying to use physic powers to move it.

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 10:47 pm
  10. Hannah

    with inspiration from my notorious kitty talk: “say oh, iss my lil fwend. we likes to play, momma. buh shumtimes he plays too wuff. say dah. and somebudy gess huhrt.” translating into: “Oh, it’s my little friend. We like to play, momma. But sometimes he plays too rough. Yeah. And somebody gets hurt.”

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 10:54 pm
  11. Amelie

    “What you lookin’ at?”

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 10:54 pm
  12. Hannah

    By the way, your cat is beautiful! He looks very soft and cuddly. :)

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 11:03 pm
  13. Teesee

    “It’s not dead. Just sleeping. Honest.” Usually just read your posts but your cat is too cute not to comment :)

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 11:09 pm
  14. Pointless Rambler

    “CANIHASCHEEZBURGERNOW, this mouse sucks” .. lame

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 11:24 pm
  15. Aaron

    “I brought u this mouse. Cheezburger now?” … I suck at this. :P

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 11:42 pm
  16. Lene

    “I can kick mouze butt”

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 11:43 pm
  17. Crystal

    WHADDU MEAN THERE IZ MEAL QUOTA?! JEM!!

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 11:47 pm
  18. B.

    My name is Turner, Hex Turner.

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 11:50 pm
  19. Louise

    Dis mouse not fait back. What can u do?

    Comment added: November 25th, 07 @ 11:58 pm
  20. Rosemarie

    Well, he’s totally trying to seduce you by offering you a red fuzzy gift. Look at those sleepy eyes and the “come hither” paw - seduction at its finest! ….But as for a caption… Well, I suck at captions.

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 12:00 am
  21. Carly

    After an exhausting half an hour “killing” the catnip mouse… …….”Nap time now… zzzzz” Then Hex uses it as a mini cat pillow!

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 12:02 am
  22. Sean

    dis mous haz flavor, a flavor it haz it.

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 12:58 am
  23. Mae

    “I AM BEOCAT! x100,000″ eep that’s all I can come up with..

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 1:25 am
  24. Mari

    I have a few: “You’ll be next,” or “Today this mouse, tomorrow the world,”

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 1:29 am
  25. Mari

    Oooh, how about “Ya got it, dude,” Sorry for the double post. You can count all three of my captions as submissions.

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 1:36 am
  26. Christine

    “MOUSE TRIED TO TAKES MY CHEEZBURGER” Adorable kitty, btw!

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 2:01 am
  27. Alyssa

    “In ur blogz, killin’ ur toyz.” Not so original. 8D Anyone feel free to deviate from mine. I suck at captions.

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 2:17 am
  28. Bobbi-lee

    I was going to say something like “Im in ur blogz eating ur mouse” but the comment above is similar… All the other ones i try and make up sound stupid. How about: “thiz not cheezburgur!!”

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 2:30 am
  29. Mackenzie

    It seems as if the best sort of caption may be, “That’s right — I went there”.

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 3:10 am
  30. Jordan

    “Touch my mouse. I dare you.” :6

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 3:38 am
  31. Mumblies

    “anyone touches the mouse…I kill them”

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 5:29 am
  32. Mae

    “you lookin’ at my mouse? Huh? HUH?!” hahaha I suck at giving captions :P

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 6:06 am
  33. Lils

    “Move over #EE4000! #000000 is back!” I love captions! :P

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 7:54 am
  34. Grant

    It must be awesome to be like, i want a rating system, and then just through one up seamlessly! I envy you coding skills, and typing actually! haha

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 9:31 am
  35. Grant

    Caption 1. “You eyeing up my ball” If there were two orange things, ball would be plural. 2. “OMFG WTF are you lookin at, Punk” 3. “1337 Ninja here to stay, just try it!! if i think of anymore i will post them later, yea i know they are probably lame to everyine besides me!

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 9:52 am
  36. Vera

    I suck a bad spelling (the typo kind), so it might be too correct: Conquering the Intarwebs: one moth ball at a time.

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 10:47 am
  37. Ning

    “PHP Ninja’s nothing without their boss.” I suck at captions!

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 11:30 am
  38. Alison

    “Welcome to my lair, I’ve been expecting you.”

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 3:24 pm
  39. Rammi

    Erm… “Spin me right round like a mouse, baby.”

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 5:01 pm
  40. Kim

    I’m having a mouse-burger and fish tonight *licks lips*

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 6:10 pm
  41. Emsz

    “Has anyone seen my other ball?” Yeah, never really tried this before :P

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 6:35 pm
  42. Chris

    “Oh fun, another mouse… don’t you give me enough!?” Sorry, he just looks like he’s glaring…

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 6:37 pm
  43. Hev

    Caption: Ok, Mom I will pose this one time. Is this the come-hither look you want? Remember I get the bowl of cream for this. I can not believe I am doing this, this is so beneath my dignity. :end caption I know, it is corny. But I like it.

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 7:00 pm
  44. Kris

    oooooh man…. thats some bad mojo…

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 8:24 pm
  45. Jabed

    ‘Cats…ultimately better than dogs’ :)

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 8:26 pm
  46. Karah

    “De rat… it is covered in blood. You my dear… you are next.”

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 8:28 pm
  47. Chans

    “You want some of this?!” Hex looks so much like Sam in this photo! I think they are about the same age. I was looking at the photo at my parents house and mom walked by asking of that was Sam :).

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 9:29 pm
  48. Grax

    *german accent* “Ve have Veys of making you talk” or better yet: “Ve have veys of making you die”

    Comment added: November 26th, 07 @ 10:32 pm
  49. Ad Tracker

    Thanks, Jem! You received some great responses, thanks for choosing mine and thanks for the link and traffic :)

    Comment added: November 27th, 07 @ 1:33 am
  50. Michelle

    I’ve a few… Lazy cat is lazy. My squishy toys… Let me show you them. If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next.

    Comment added: November 27th, 07 @ 4:29 am
  51. Mallory

    “I am disappointed. You knew I wanted a ball of paper.” Such a cute cat! =D

    Comment added: November 27th, 07 @ 2:41 pm
  52. Brenda

    “I no want fake mouse. Now fetch me real mouse!” :P

    Comment added: January 25th, 08 @ 6:47 am
  53. Neo

    hehe, cute cat, lots of great captions guys!

    Comment added: May 9th, 08 @ 11:10 am

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