Dirty Slimy Buggers
You know you're officially insane when you find yourself wandering around the garden in your slippers, clutching eggshells and a bag of cheap porridge oats, all the while screeching "I'll get you, ya buggers".
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On Tue 29th Jul 2008 @ 20:28, Sarah said:
Erm... okay. *Steps away slowly*
On Tue 29th Jul 2008 @ 20:28, Rachael said:
Are you a witch? o_O
WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?
On Tue 29th Jul 2008 @ 20:31, Melissa said:
O_o I can only imagine...
On Tue 29th Jul 2008 @ 20:33, Allee said:
Slippers, egg shells, and a bag of cheap porridge oats.
Is this one of those Harry Potter things?
:P
On Tue 29th Jul 2008 @ 20:52, Mimi said:
I'm picturing the image in my head and I find it extremely amusing o_O
On Tue 29th Jul 2008 @ 20:56, Chantal said:
Oooh, you got them snails going on?
That's the first thing coming to mind with the Dirty Slimy Buggers title.
Unless there are other Dirty Slimy Buggers .....
On Tue 29th Jul 2008 @ 21:01, Jem said:
You're on the right track, Chantal.
On Tue 29th Jul 2008 @ 21:06, Katy said:
slugs! ick. get the salt on them...
On Tue 29th Jul 2008 @ 21:35, Teesee said:
:o Salt on a slug is evil. It melts their skin and they go all goopy... not that'd I know
On Tue 29th Jul 2008 @ 21:49, Sean said:
Sorry this is off topic but I am Sean Sarah's husband and I got here by using stumble life is weird sometimes
On Tue 29th Jul 2008 @ 22:55, Catherine said:
I knew it was slugs as soon as I finished reading. Shouldn't you be using salt? I thought salt made slugs expload. I mean unless you're not out to kill them
On Tue 29th Jul 2008 @ 23:16, Vanesa said:
Oh, I thought "buggers" was "burgers"! 0_o I pictured hamburgers before I re-read the title, thinking "What's a dirty slimy burger?"
On Wed 30th Jul 2008 @ 02:44, Hadeel said:
Alrighty then...
On Wed 30th Jul 2008 @ 05:04, Tracey said:
Jem, are you turning into a crazy cat lady?!?!
On Wed 30th Jul 2008 @ 08:57, Jem said:
Salt is best for getting rid of them, but you can only apply it directly to the slug. These little shits hide until I've gone to bed and then come out to devour my crops.
On Wed 30th Jul 2008 @ 09:25, Jabed said:
We buy this wierd blue kinda pesticide thingy that lures the snails/slugs and once they eat them, BANG they are bye bye ^____^
On Wed 30th Jul 2008 @ 09:36, Mumblies said:
Apart from the obvious, salt would also contaminate the soil and kill off the plants
Hang in there Jem, between us we will overpower these demon slugs and get rid of them. 
On Wed 30th Jul 2008 @ 11:18, Julie said:
Several relatives with gardens has made me guess what you were doing immediately.
My grandmother actually removes bugs from her potato plants manually. She drowns them (they're not snails, though).
On Wed 30th Jul 2008 @ 13:45, fran said:
You could try Inserting a pint glass flush into the ground (ideally within a very slightly wider flower pot or similar container, for easy removal) and fill it with cheap ale, leaving an inch or two of space at the top. You will find 72 drowned slugs in there before the week is out and then have the pleasure of emptying it.
Or go out at dusk with a pair of scissors and a strong constitution.
On Wed 30th Jul 2008 @ 15:22, Niki said:
*imagines Jem walking around in slippers, clutching eggshells and a bag of cheap porridge oats*
Sounds fun! 8D
On Wed 30th Jul 2008 @ 18:13, Joey said:
Lmao Jem.
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I've only been a visitor of your blog for a few days and if this is what you do on a day to day basis, then I'm really freaked out
On Wed 30th Jul 2008 @ 19:07, Stephanie said:
So now you're not only old, but you're insane?
Oh Jem. I think you may have advanced dementia
On Wed 30th Jul 2008 @ 22:03, Kaytlin said:
I thought of gnomes from Harry Potter
I'm such a loser. Hahaha.
Slugs are gross though, hope you get rid of them soon!