Hello :)

jem-drinking-wineMy name is Jem … actually, it’s not Jem, it’s Jemma, but nobody calls me that any more. I’m a web developer, prolific blogger and mum to two. Not necessarily in that order. I once told the world I’d never become a “mommy blogger”, then I had a baby. Now I talk about boobs and poo and other inane mummy stuff.

I started blogging back in my early teens as a journal of everything. Unfortunately I lost a lot of my early archives but if you go back to the beginning you’ll find every boring detail of my college life, etc. I can heartily recommend doing this if you suffer from insomnia. Guaranteed cure to all sleep woes :) Nowadays this blog is the dumping ground for any crap that doesn’t fit elsewhere, web-based experiments and the occasional rant about something that has annoyed me.


I make websites that work. Websites that sell more, rank better, inform customers & generate more enquiries. Web development is one of my biggest passions (after wine and ice cream my kids). I started creating websites as a hobby back in the 90s — I was the spotty teen hogging the fastest PC in after-school computing club — and now do it to pay the bills too. I have over 10 years commercial experience developing solutions for a range of clients and my stuff has been featured in .net mag, The Guardian & elsewhere.

Although I can mostly be found knee-deep in WordPress (world’s most popular CMS) these days, I like to get my hands dirty with all things PHP. I have released several GPL licensed PHP scripts including BellaBook, which is distributed through the Softaculous software library and is used on over 2 million websites worldwide, and my free PHP mail form. I also like to dabble with Search Engine Optimisation and affiliate marketing.


I am mostly bossed around by my two smalls, Isabel and Oliver, and when they’re asleep I play zookeeper to a ridiculous amount of animals.

I love to run – distance not speed – and I started weightlifting towards the latter half of 2014. I am fascinated with building a fitter, leaner, stronger me by lifting heavy and can often be found waxing lyrical about my workouts on the blog.

I’m stubborn, sarcastic, honest to a fault (probably not a good idea to ask me if your bum looks big in that) and have a habit of being a bit of a “know it all”. Probably because I really do know it all.

I love to read, collect geek t-shirts and vaguely remember a time when I had chance to be a gamer (nowadays I only have time for the flash games on Neopets) I like cake, wine, ice cream and bacon. Did I mention wine?

I am actively involved in a boycott of all Nestlé products.

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