Nov 15 2008

Typical Man – Sex on the Brain

Jem: I’ll pop your drivers license in my purse
Karl: Is that some kind of sexual metaphor, for later?

Yes dear, yes it is. shakes head

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24 Responses so far

  1. Amelie says: November 15, 2008 at 2:06 pm # ·

    Drivers’*

  2. Jem says: November 15, 2008 at 2:08 pm # ·

    stfu

    and, wikipedia says driver’s

  3. Amelie says: November 15, 2008 at 2:31 pm # ·

    Well in England it’s called a Driving Licence so technically all of the above are wrong. :P

  4. M says: November 15, 2008 at 2:40 pm # ·

    First the penis font and now this… I’m getting worried ;)

  5. Aisling says: November 15, 2008 at 2:52 pm # ·

    Hehehehe, oh Karl. :P

  6. Aimée says: November 15, 2008 at 3:26 pm # ·

    In the US, it says “driver license” on the license itself… ;)

    And I’ve got to agree with M – I’m noticing a sexual theme emerging!

  7. Aaron says: November 15, 2008 at 4:07 pm # ·

    “First the penis font and now this… I’m getting worried”

    Yes, I worried to see what comes next…

  8. Diana says: November 15, 2008 at 7:21 pm # ·

    LOL, what a delightful man.

  9. Mimi says: November 15, 2008 at 8:28 pm # ·

    If you were talking about more than one driver and their licenses, it would be “Drivers’”, however if it is just one driver and you are talking about their one license, it would be “Driver’s”

    Anywho, that’s an odd pick up line! O.o

  10. Jessica says: November 15, 2008 at 10:10 pm # ·

    Oh, yeah, I agree with you about that, actually.

    & Guys are always so perverted! Lol! Esp. whenever they’re younger. That guy seems really, really delightful though ;D Pahahah.

  11. Joe says: November 15, 2008 at 11:35 pm # ·

    It’s true, we never truly grow out of it.

  12. Kiera says: November 16, 2008 at 12:35 am # ·

    Haha, very typical….

  13. Julia says: November 16, 2008 at 2:11 am # ·

    lolz

  14. Enzo says: November 16, 2008 at 2:27 am # ·

    Is that how geeks do dirty talk nowadays? lol

  15. Robert says: November 16, 2008 at 2:40 am # ·

    @Aimee: On mine it says “Driver’s License”, which irks me. Apparently there is no wrong way to spell it XD

  16. mary says: November 16, 2008 at 2:55 am # ·

    @Enzo
    if that’s the case, jem should have it printed on a shirt…

  17. RiN says: November 16, 2008 at 3:11 am # ·

    lol :l

    @Mimi: I was about to type out what you’ve mentioned..

    @Enzo: maybe? :l

  18. Sean says: November 16, 2008 at 3:39 am # ·

    Typical guy, lol.

  19. Julia says: November 16, 2008 at 6:07 am # ·

    Haha, that’s all guys think about :P

  20. Mumblies says: November 16, 2008 at 10:47 am # ·

    Poor Karl…give him some! ;)

  21. Stepherz says: November 16, 2008 at 9:00 pm # ·

    Is no one else imagining he has a flat penis…?

  22. Hev says: November 16, 2008 at 9:23 pm # ·

    Oh my, I am wondering if I should give this site an R rating, lol. Just teasing, Jem. What is wrong are you not paying enough attention to Karl or is he not paying enough attention to you? Sounds to me like someone is in a playful mood, lol.

  23. Amanda says: November 17, 2008 at 9:22 am # ·

    Isn’t purse a euphemism for arse? :P

  24. Courtney says: November 22, 2008 at 1:36 am # ·

    Ah, gotta love the men-folk.