Jun 22 2008

Really Awful Getting Old

You know you’re officially an old lady when you start collecting empty glass jars, because they might come in handy. Worse, when someone questions why you have said empty glass jars, you feel inclined to justify their purpose… because chucking them in the recycling bin would be too painful by far.

Just shoot me now.

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34 Responses so far
  1. Peter Green says: June 22, 2008 at 9:30 pm # ·

    You think you’re old!
    Wait ’till you get to my age, then you will have a whole list of things like that, ha ha!
    Have you started to write lists yet?

  2. Jem says: June 22, 2008 at 9:31 pm # ·

    @Peter: I don’t function without lists… see, there’s no escaping impending senility and grey hair!

  3. Rachael says: June 22, 2008 at 9:35 pm # ·

    RIP, Jem. <3

  4. Clem says: June 22, 2008 at 9:36 pm # ·

    Nah, it’s just called being a packrat. :P I have 15 Tic Tac containers that I’ll never throw out. Oh, and I definitely make lists!

  5. Aisling says: June 22, 2008 at 9:44 pm # ·

    Jars ARE handy! Don’t throw them away!!!

  6. Stephanie says: June 22, 2008 at 10:23 pm # ·

    I do believe the only things I ever drank out of at my great-grandmother’s house were jelly jars and cleaned out glass candle holders… you know, the ones you buy in the store with the wax poured in, about the size of a small juice glass?

    GREAT-grandmother, Jem. As in, three generations ago.

    :P

  7. Robmarie says: June 22, 2008 at 11:38 pm # ·

    That’s not SO bad… I mean, at least there really *IS* a higher possibility of putting glass jars to use, as opposed to something like cardboard boxes, heh.

    I cleaned out my room the other day and threw out a whole bunch of cardboard boxes, which I had been saving “just in case” I wanted to do crafts with them, or something… WTF? Who am I trying to kid?? Arts and crafts my ass — I can’t even update my website because of my laziness!

  8. Saya says: June 22, 2008 at 11:41 pm # ·

    I collect jars, boxes and paper- and I’m only 15! Because really they could come in handy. It’s not just about recycling, it’s re-using to! :D

  9. Melissa says: June 23, 2008 at 12:28 am # ·

    I have a huge collection of things that will be handy one day – jars, takeaway containers, shoe boxes.

    Seriously, if I emptied my room of all these ‘just in case’ things I’d double my living space.

  10. Lene says: June 23, 2008 at 12:33 am # ·

    Haha! I know what you mean. Everyday I find new things that make me feel old.

  11. Julie says: June 23, 2008 at 12:35 am # ·

    I do that. Or I would if there were any jars to collect. :/

  12. Shen-Shen says: June 23, 2008 at 1:06 am # ·

    Well.. I have a lot of empty glass jars lying around too… Although that my be my mom’s doing!

  13. Arwen says: June 23, 2008 at 2:05 am # ·

    In that case, I’ve been an old lady probably since about 17 or 18 years of age LOL.

  14. Hanna says: June 23, 2008 at 3:21 am # ·

    I was collecting glass jars for my mother, then I realised I will never take them to her and I threw them away.

  15. Vera says: June 23, 2008 at 4:03 am # ·

    Oh they might very well come in handy. You know I do that with juice bottles, until my dad forces me to throw them out. And the next day my mom invariably needs one.

  16. Rainbow says: June 23, 2008 at 4:29 am # ·

    I totally know what you mean. I have become a pack-rat in my old age. I truly believe if I throw something way, next week, maybe next day, I will need it and won’t have it. Is that just me?

  17. Brent says: June 23, 2008 at 4:50 am # ·

    If that’s the definition of being an old lady, then I hit that little milestone about 5 years ago.

  18. Amanda says: June 23, 2008 at 5:07 am # ·

    Wait, you mean that’s not NORMAL behaviour? :O

  19. Annie says: June 23, 2008 at 6:44 am # ·

    That’s not old, just resourceful. ;)

  20. Mumblies says: June 23, 2008 at 8:13 am # ·

    See now if those were screw topped jars, and Karl had a shed, he could fasten the said jar lids to the underneaths of shelves in said shed, then use the jars for storage purposes. :)
    It’s official Jem, you are beginning to resemble your poor old grey haired old lady mummy lol.

  21. Robbie says: June 23, 2008 at 8:42 am # ·

    You’re an old jar-saving cat lady, Jem. :P

    But there’s uses for empty jars. Potpourri, canning fruit and veg, flowers, colored water (with the lid on top) for decoration, pre-portions of cat food, etc.

  22. Nikki says: June 23, 2008 at 9:24 am # ·

    I collect glass and plastic jars. I feel a wrinkle forming.

  23. Billy says: June 23, 2008 at 10:34 am # ·

    I collect jars, papers, old notes, and pencils.

    I am OLD. O_O

  24. kachii says: June 23, 2008 at 2:24 pm # ·

    I keep old jars. :/

    And sweet wrappers.

    And cardboard.

    And scraps of fabric.

    Really, they might come in handy one day. In fact, they do quite often!

  25. Code Numpty says: June 23, 2008 at 4:43 pm # ·

    I spent an hour or so sorting mine out the other day. I had so many that I only kept the nicer squarer ones for this years chilli chutney and the bigger ones for paintbrushes etc.
    But……. I am sure that I am older than you.

  26. TWD says: June 23, 2008 at 4:00 pm # ·

    You sound like my mother. :P We’ve finally convinced her to throw the jars away, though she was rather tearful when we got rid of the $5 gigantic CRT monitors from years ago and a broken fan. She insisted that someone might have been able to use them and would rather have put them on the curb. xD

  27. Jabed says: June 23, 2008 at 4:10 pm # ·

    Haha, awww Jem :3
    (hope that didn’t sound patronising lol)

    You’re not old ^__^
    Heck I’m 16 and standing on my computer stand, right next to me is are two empty jam jars, one is for charity (collected around £6 woo) and the toher…well haven’t decided what that one is ging to become :P

  28. Erin says: June 23, 2008 at 8:43 pm # ·

    I disagree. Keeping old jars around IS handy and not limited to old people. Jars are excellent for catching fireflies in. And for storing seeds, nails, and other important things.

    I think people get old when they name jars. Or crazy.

  29. Chanel says: June 23, 2008 at 9:22 pm # ·

    Hey, welcome to the club. I’ve been doing that for a couple years now. :P

  30. Vanesa says: June 24, 2008 at 1:58 am # ·

    Hehe, I was thinking about age earlier. I was thinking “Wow, why are people afraid of being old?”

    Of course, I’m young compared to you. Sorry. If I were older than you are, I’d just stand next to you so you can appear younger and feel better. xD

  31. Peter Green says: June 25, 2008 at 8:49 pm # ·

    Old man says to his wife, ‘Shall we go upstairs and make love dear’?
    Wife says, ‘Make your mind up, we can’t do both’!
    Sorry, just had to add that…

  32. Ashley says: June 26, 2008 at 12:17 am # ·

    I keep all sorts of stuff. It’s because I am a packrat and a teacher though, not because I am old. :D

  33. Arien says: June 30, 2008 at 2:46 pm # ·

    Late comment but… Hey, being that I am older then you, and I collect glass jars, plastic bottles that I can fit a spray top to, small butter dishes if the lids still fit tight, and other collect-ee type things… if you’re now old, what’s that make me?

    In case you wonder, we use the bottles with spritzer tops for spray bottles of water for laundry, or bad cats, and home made fly spray for the horses. Have you seen the chemicals they use in fly spray? That stuff can make a horse go bald!!

  34. Chris says: August 31, 2008 at 1:50 pm # ·

    No I think you are getting old when you start saving the ferrero roche boxes – in fact just eating ferrero roche makes you old!! I always think the boxes they come in will be useful one day – turns out they rarely do – a word of wisdom from the wise (old!)