Oct 18 2008

I Aten’t Dead

No, indeed, although feeling not far off. I have some sort of tummy bug and thus, have spent most of the week singing in to my toilet. The doctor has given me useless sympathy and tablets, although I can’t say as they’re working. I’m finding it hard to sit at a computer screen for significant periods of time because I end up feeling dizzy which leads to… more sickness, yay!

Obviously this means little or no responding to e-mails, q*bee activities are on hold, bug tweaks of NinjaLinks are going no where fast (although I did fix a bug when adding a category, in a moment of weakness — and to stop the flurry of e-mails!) etc etc.

And cookies if you get the subject reference.

Warning

This post is over 6 months old. This means that, despite my best intentions, it may no longer be accurate. Age, motherhood, experience, loss... these things have all changed me from when this blog was started back in the heady (ha) days of my youth.

As much as I would like to go back and edit 10 years of archives to provide an insight into the 'me' of now — to update coding snippets and revise website advice — it would probably take years to do so (by which point I'd have to start again!) This would defeat the point of keeping these archives anyway.

Please take these posts for what they are: a brief look into my past, my history, my journey.

62 Responses so far
  1. Mackenzie says: October 18, 2008 at 6:18 pm # ·

    Wow,
    that’s awful ):

    I had a similar bug about two weeks ago,
    and my mom had it last week,
    and now we’re gutting out our bathroom and getting a new one ! :D

    So I’m quite happy for this stomach bug.

  2. SugarMiss says: October 18, 2008 at 6:23 pm # ·

    how could I subscribe to your blog??

  3. Amelie says: October 18, 2008 at 6:41 pm # ·

    ^ There’s a subscription link under the search box on the front page…

    @Jem: Feel better soooooon :)

  4. Julie says: October 18, 2008 at 6:50 pm # ·

    I wish you lots of recovery (so that you can come back and entertain us with pants awards and British insults, of course).

  5. Vasili says: October 18, 2008 at 7:22 pm # ·

    I hope you get better soon! I just had my flu shot, so hopefully I won’t get anything like that. :X

  6. Julia says: October 18, 2008 at 7:50 pm # ·

    Aww, I hope you well very soon!

  7. Amanda says: October 18, 2008 at 8:50 pm # ·

    No cookies for me, but get better soon!

  8. Aisling says: October 18, 2008 at 9:14 pm # ·

    Ugh, I also had the flu-ish-type-thing this week. It was hell. HELL. I hope you get better soon. I’ve been able to eat today, so I’m pleased with my progress. :P Here’s hoping the same for you!

  9. Chanel says: October 18, 2008 at 9:20 pm # ·

    I hope you feel better soon! *EVERYONE* seems to be sick right now, myself included. :( I don’t get particularly dizzy whenever I’m at the computer, but rather, whenever I try to move LOL … But yeah, just take it easy, get lots of rest (easier said than done, of course), drink lots of water to replace fluids you lose and you’ll be back to normal in no time. :)

  10. Mimi says: October 19, 2008 at 12:48 am # ·

    Where should I send suggestions? *sheepish grin*

  11. C. Hal says: October 19, 2008 at 2:39 am # ·

    I hope you feel better soon, Jem :)

  12. Aimée says: October 19, 2008 at 3:18 am # ·

    Feel better! Drink lots of tea and soup. :)

  13. Robbie says: October 19, 2008 at 6:46 am # ·

    Get better soon, Jem!

    And sneaky you, trying to stick Discworld references in your posts.

  14. Mumblies says: October 19, 2008 at 8:26 am # ·

    I’m sure you will feel better soon Jem (or at least I hope you do) *hugs*

  15. Chans says: October 19, 2008 at 9:47 am # ·

    Get better soon! It really is going around at the moment but I’m pretty sure that isn’t a consolation if you have to run to the toilet all the time.

  16. Arwen says: October 19, 2008 at 6:16 pm # ·

    Aw, sorry you’re sick Jem! Feel better soon. :)

  17. Stephanie says: October 19, 2008 at 6:23 pm # ·

    I’m sure it’ll pass soon enough. <3

  18. Peter says: October 19, 2008 at 9:06 pm # ·

    Hope you get better soon Jem. :)

  19. Courtney says: October 19, 2008 at 10:32 pm # ·

    Feel better soon, Jem!

  20. Anita says: October 19, 2008 at 10:39 pm # ·

    “Clam Banana”?
    Haha, you’d better fix that.
    Bleh – I hate getting sick.

  21. Mat says: October 20, 2008 at 11:29 am # ·

    Your stomach fails at life :P

    I’ll patch your ninja drivel if you like..
    Foward the emails of doom and anything thats #1 priority i’ll have a loksee at.

    I still have to write my plugin for it.. damn my lazyness.

    Hope you feel better soon *huggles*

  22. Chrissy says: October 20, 2008 at 6:53 pm # ·

    I hope you feel better soon. Stomach sicknesses are the absolute worst. :( *sends healing vibes your way*

  23. Noellium says: October 20, 2008 at 8:00 pm # ·

    Aw, get better soon, Jem! —<-@

  24. Carly says: October 20, 2008 at 8:36 pm # ·

    Tummy bug… or cooking a bun in the oven? Hummmmm??? Hhaha..

    I hope your going to stop being sick soon. Sick is unpleasant! Bleuuugh!!

  25. Erin says: October 20, 2008 at 9:05 pm # ·

    I hope you get feeling better soon.

  26. Vera says: October 21, 2008 at 6:30 am # ·

    *sends lots of glares to stomach bug* I’m told I can alienate people… maybe I can alienate stomach bugs as well ;)

    Get well soon! :)

  27. Katy says: October 21, 2008 at 7:38 pm # ·

    so, no-one’s gone for the cookies yet. Knowing you it’s either a Simpsons reference or a Pratchett one, and it ain’t the first. Plus google says so, haha

  28. Amelie says: October 21, 2008 at 8:58 pm # ·

    ^ Someone already got the Pratchett reference… I don’t do Pratchett so I didn’t get it, but apparently it’s what Granny Weatherwax puts up when she’s off taking over people’s bodies or whatever. (I could be wrong. It was explained to me in great detail and I have forgotten most of it)

  29. terry says: October 21, 2008 at 10:06 pm # ·

    haha at you lol. ok well i know thats not fun being sick. but yea well hope u get well soon!

  30. Chantelle says: October 22, 2008 at 6:49 am # ·

    Feel better soon, Jem. I’ve been sick too lately and it sucks.

  31. Rose says: October 22, 2008 at 1:35 pm # ·

    I certainly hope you recover soon, so you can post again and make my day. (Selfish reasons all the way!) Tell your doctor to make you better.

  32. Vera says: October 22, 2008 at 7:44 pm # ·

    It’s been bugging me for “ages” and I only just realized. IT’S A DISCWORLD REFERENCE! *phew* Now I can sleep easily again, you quoted the “card” that granny Weatherwax holds, while she’s out borrowing. :D

  33. Kristina says: October 22, 2008 at 8:19 pm # ·

    Get well soon, Jem.
    :3

  34. Anna Kirstin says: October 24, 2008 at 4:29 am # ·

    I hope you feel better soon Jem.

  35. echo says: October 24, 2008 at 8:49 pm # ·

    Feel better soon, fruitcake!

  36. Angie says: October 25, 2008 at 2:44 am # ·

    I don’t know if you’ve seen this yet, but:

    http://cockadoodledoobbs.com/viewtopic.php?t=14516

  37. Anita says: October 25, 2008 at 6:10 am # ·

    I love the roundness of this layout…and the colors are so calming. Although the site title image seems kind of random; what’s with the ninja?
    And the drop shadow on the text looks a little strange.

  38. Larissa says: October 25, 2008 at 11:28 pm # ·

    Hope your feeling much better after your tummy bug. They’re proper nasty. What I hate is when people have colds and come into college (or high school for Americans) while they’re ill. I always end up catching their cold! I must have a weak immune system or something haha. :)

  39. Aisling says: October 27, 2008 at 4:15 am # ·

    Are you dead NOW?! :o

  40. Melissa says: October 27, 2008 at 4:40 pm # ·

    STOP BEING SICK. :( Blog or something!! IRC IRC IRC! :(

    *hopes you’re ok*

  41. Julie says: October 27, 2008 at 9:24 pm # ·

    Second both previous comments. :(

  42. Karl says: October 28, 2008 at 2:50 pm # ·

    She’s still not dead. Just sofa-bound, food regurgitating and without even the energy to come upstairs to the laptop. Or even to start mine, next to the sofa..

  43. donnie says: October 28, 2008 at 5:14 pm # ·

    Ding-Dong the witch is dead… Just kidding. Hope you get better soon :)

  44. Roxanne says: October 28, 2008 at 6:08 pm # ·

    @ Karl – That must suck terribly. Hope she gets well soon. =(

  45. Aisling says: October 28, 2008 at 7:21 pm # ·

    @Karl: But… it’s been weeks! Has she been to the doctor? SHE HAS TO GET BETTER SOON!!! DON’T DIE, JEMMIE, MY LOVEEEEE!!!!! :’(

  46. Carly says: October 28, 2008 at 10:02 pm # ·

    I am starting to shudder without my jemjabella fix – it’s like, withdrawal symptoms or something… aahhh

    get well soon please jem, for the good of humanity.

  47. Julie says: October 28, 2008 at 10:22 pm # ·

    Oh! :( I hope she gets better soon. Well, now, actually.

  48. Julie says: October 28, 2008 at 10:22 pm # ·

    P.S. We know someone is really sick when she doesn’t have the energy to use her laptop.

  49. Annie says: October 29, 2008 at 8:48 am # ·

    Get better soon. :)

  50. Ben says: October 29, 2008 at 7:57 pm # ·

    Hope you get better soon Jem. You are missing a lot, and we are missing you!

  51. Nyx says: October 29, 2008 at 11:06 pm # ·

    Hope you’re feeling better by now :(

  52. Sara says: October 31, 2008 at 9:33 am # ·

    almost 2 weeks now. are you alive?

  53. Christine says: October 31, 2008 at 11:54 pm # ·

    err, i just saw this now! *hugs* feel better soon if you’re not better already!

  54. Tracy says: November 1, 2008 at 6:38 pm # ·

    Still sick?? It’s been weeks now. What’s wrong? Aw boo. At least you have the energy to tell Karl to let your readers know how you are… or did he do that by himself?

    Again – get well very soon.

  55. Bubs says: November 1, 2008 at 11:40 pm # ·

    I hope you feel better :’(

  56. Alyssa says: November 2, 2008 at 3:10 pm # ·

    Feel better, Jem. :(

  57. Carly says: November 2, 2008 at 5:25 pm # ·

    I am now quite positively sick of you being sick! haha, awww I hope everything is OK – you’ve been away weeks now I am hoping it is nothing serious?

  58. Brenda says: November 2, 2008 at 7:05 pm # ·

    I’ve been continuously stalking you on Google Reader … and noticed that what is usually an almost daily update is now … half a month ago.

    I miss you and your updates, and I hope you’re feeling better. (: Lots of warm water and vitamin C helps! ;)

  59. Vitalis says: November 3, 2008 at 2:01 am # ·

    It’s certainly been a while since your last entry! I hope you get better soon. :)

  60. Aisling says: November 3, 2008 at 2:20 am # ·

    This is becoming crazy! I do hope you’re okay. I know you were kicking around with Rachael last week. So, that’s good I guess…

  61. Stephanie says: November 3, 2008 at 6:37 am # ·

    I know its gone south when you’ve stopped replying to my emails, Miss…

  62. Sara says: November 5, 2008 at 11:12 pm # ·

    You have very good humor! But I hope that you get better. There is nothing worst than the stomach flu or bug. I had it once and I was throwing up anything that I put in my mouth! :( Sorry if too much info. Hope you get better soon!