Seen on the side of a mobile knife-sharpening van:
Cutting edge technology
I think I found it funnier than I should have. No, I hadn’t been drinking, I am just in a good mood. Everything is funnier when you’re happy. I think some of you emo kids should try it some time, instead of dwelling on how much your materialistic lives suck.
The question is, has anyone ever used a mobile knife sharpening service before?












I don’t have any mobile knives to sharpen, but if I ever found myself in that position…
Whoever came up with that tag line needs a raise – that’s hilarious! XD
I ROFLed at that. I can’t stand people who think their lives are terrible: especially when they’re not. I could understand if they really were. I just hate those who do it for attention. “Oh, my life is awful, I might just go and commit suicide.” I suffer from a terrible condition named heartlessness. Was this advertisement complete with picture to boot?
… although that’s not to diminish the fact that some people do really have problems and need help. I was just talking about your stereotypical emo teenager whose biggest problem is being grounded. :P
lol, that is quite funny! Cant say i have ever even heard of a mobile knife sharpening service before! xD made me laugh!
I’ve never used a mobile knife sharpening service before, nor do I know anyone who has. I’ve been really emo lately. Bleh. It happens. I can’t be happy all of the time. :P I don’t have a problem with my life (I think it’s fabulous and that I’m very fortunate). I just have problem with myself. There’s a difference, I promise.
No I haven’t but then again the only ones I see are beer belly old farts that have a budweiser open. They are also on the corner of a road where there are no houses for at least a mile. Amazing we still have areas like that. Anyhow my answer is no. I recommend no one that is easily attained by flattery go either.
Maybe emo kids use them to sharped the knives they cut themselves with?
Maybe it’s just me but I thought it was still illegal to carry knives here in the UK?
Yes Lou has, they used to come around and sharpen all the hairdressers scissors for them :o) Glad you are happy Jem, I thought it was a good logo too.
heheh, that’s quite hilarious. Our kitchen at work could do with using that very service me thinks. Good tag line… I’d have been very very amused had I spotted it!
No, I haven’t. I didn’t even realise such service existed.
Cutting Edg– Emo Technology Hehehe. Hilarious tag line. (Not the idiotic on I made up)
*****Not the idiotic ONE I made up TYPO ALERT. Sorry fellow internet surfers, my fingers are swollen >.>
Hehe, that is actually hilarious! :D
I must admit, your title is an equally funny response to the slogan.
A van that sharpens knives? Wow, innovative! Whose knife-sharpening needs are so great they need someone to come around in a van to do so?
Yay, someone noticed :3
Nice site. I like it a lot.
That wins. At life. :) I suspect they’re even less popular than “Mobile Dog Wash” companies!