Seen on the side of a mobile knife-sharpening van:
Cutting edge technology
I think I found it funnier than I should have. No, I hadn’t been drinking, I am just in a good mood. Everything is funnier when you’re happy. I think some of you emo kids should try it some time, instead of dwelling on how much your materialistic lives suck.
The question is, has anyone ever used a mobile knife sharpening service before?
20 Oct at 9:28 pm
I don’t have any mobile knives to sharpen, but if I ever found myself in that position…
20 Oct at 9:28 pm
Whoever came up with that tag line needs a raise – that’s hilarious! XD
20 Oct at 9:31 pm
I ROFLed at that. I can’t stand people who think their lives are terrible: especially when they’re not. I could understand if they really were. I just hate those who do it for attention. “Oh, my life is awful, I might just go and commit suicide.” I suffer from a terrible condition named heartlessness. Was this advertisement complete with picture to boot?
20 Oct at 9:32 pm
… although that’s not to diminish the fact that some people do really have problems and need help. I was just talking about your stereotypical emo teenager whose biggest problem is being grounded. :P
20 Oct at 9:33 pm
lol, that is quite funny! Cant say i have ever even heard of a mobile knife sharpening service before! xD made me laugh!
20 Oct at 9:56 pm
I’ve never used a mobile knife sharpening service before, nor do I know anyone who has. I’ve been really emo lately. Bleh. It happens. I can’t be happy all of the time. :P I don’t have a problem with my life (I think it’s fabulous and that I’m very fortunate). I just have problem with myself. There’s a difference, I promise.
20 Oct at 9:57 pm
No I haven’t but then again the only ones I see are beer belly old farts that have a budweiser open. They are also on the corner of a road where there are no houses for at least a mile. Amazing we still have areas like that. Anyhow my answer is no. I recommend no one that is easily attained by flattery go either.
20 Oct at 10:08 pm
Maybe emo kids use them to sharped the knives they cut themselves with?
21 Oct at 8:21 am
Maybe it’s just me but I thought it was still illegal to carry knives here in the UK?
21 Oct at 8:21 am
Yes Lou has, they used to come around and sharpen all the hairdressers scissors for them :o) Glad you are happy Jem, I thought it was a good logo too.
21 Oct at 10:19 am
heheh, that’s quite hilarious. Our kitchen at work could do with using that very service me thinks. Good tag line… I’d have been very very amused had I spotted it!
21 Oct at 10:54 am
No, I haven’t. I didn’t even realise such service existed.
21 Oct at 10:57 am
Cutting Edg– Emo Technology Hehehe. Hilarious tag line. (Not the idiotic on I made up)
21 Oct at 10:58 am
*****Not the idiotic ONE I made up TYPO ALERT. Sorry fellow internet surfers, my fingers are swollen >.>
21 Oct at 11:57 am
Hehe, that is actually hilarious! :D
21 Oct at 2:45 pm
I must admit, your title is an equally funny response to the slogan.
21 Oct at 4:42 pm
A van that sharpens knives? Wow, innovative! Whose knife-sharpening needs are so great they need someone to come around in a van to do so?
21 Oct at 5:27 pm
Yay, someone noticed :3
22 Oct at 4:40 pm
Nice site. I like it a lot.
23 Oct at 2:42 am
That wins. At life. :) I suspect they’re even less popular than “Mobile Dog Wash” companies!